Things I learnt the hard way...

[scrake]

1. Don't wear a skirt into a server room with underfloor aircon.
2. Don't wear a skirt into a clean room - you'll have to bunch it up over your bum to get the suit to fit.
3. Soymilk can indeed go bad.
4. You can't go back to instant coffee.
5. Fake cheese is never nice.
6. People will laugh at you if you try to pass off your burnt gingerbread men as "ethnically diverse"
7. You won't have enough ice. Ever. No matter how much you make.
8. Ayn Rand is not worth the effort.
9. Don't read while having your hair cut. That way lies mulletude.
10. Gin and tea don't mix.

Care to share?