Scents Nonsense

[scout330]

If I were a fragrance, which would I be?

a. Japanese Cherry Blossom

b. Sensual Amber

c. Warm Vanilla Sugar

(And by 'if I were a fragrance' I mean, which one suits me/ which should I buy at Bath & Body Works?)

Comments

WRONG! WRONG! WRO-ONG!!!

[cunninglinguyst]

Try THIS instead:

d. D'Alure Le D'onkey Cum. DEFINITELY. Because you have that indefinable SOMETHING that essentially DEMANDS... Donkey cum. Far left, fourth row back, at the far end of the aisle once you get into Bath & Body Works. TRUST me on this one.

Either that, or Warm Vanilla Sugar. Either way, you're practically SLATHERING the insides of your lungs with aromatic donkey cum particulates. What did you THINK "vanilla" was wop-speak FOR? That's right... D_ _ _ _ _ C_ _... You sad, pathetic, naive fool... I love you deeply.

[scout330]

I found it! Only cept the dastardly Bath & Body Works in Gaysville had nothing but the "body mist" in stock, and if I could be satisfied with a mere MISTING of D_ _ _ _ _ C _ _, what the hell kind of equestrian whore would I be?!

At the very least, I need a full-on body splash, body butter, or ew the toilet, right?

Right.

So I bought a glass dildo, instead.