Comments | scout330: Ch-ch-ch-changes

scout330

Ch-ch-ch-changes

Sep 16, 2006 19:43

So...um... why is every stupid website that I belong to undergoing facelifts and ridiculously tracking the changes that its users make, and crap? It's weirdo. And this is why I hate the internetz ( Read more... )

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Speaking of background Gestapism... cunninglinguyst September 17 2006, 04:56:15 UTC

...remember that time that you and I found all those homeless people begging on the corner, and decided it'd been TOO LONG since the Holocaust, so we tried constructing that makeshift gas chamber--IT failed--and ended up just shivving the entire lot of them and ditching their shopping carts in the river? Seeya, evidence! Then you and I went to Blockbuster Video (EWWW!!! Unhireable!) and rented "Schindler's List." Between cracking up to high heaven--the heaven only for affluent, white, heterosexual GENTILES, that is, as I believe you and I philosophically concluded that night--we waxed nostalgic about our OWN endeavors into low-grade genocide, and then committed like ten or so RAPES just to pass the time until "The Daily Show" was to begin? GOD, that was fun (and highly noteworthy, future job-wise, were I into that sort of thing)...

By the way: Who are you?

Love, "Goebbels Redux"

Re: Speaking of background Gestapism... scout330 September 18 2006, 01:36:25 UTC

DAMMIT, you told me that you never did those things with anyone before... I thought we shared something special that night - and now you don't even remember who I am?!

*cries*

You said you loved me.

Re: Speaking of background Gestapism... cunninglinguyst September 18 2006, 03:05:19 UTC

No, seriously... Who are you? You added me to your friends, and all these "friends" of Matt's are replying to your post, so I would infer that you know him.

Could it BE...?

Is this...

MALNUTRICIA? [Nuh nuh NUUUUUUUHHHH!!!]

Seriously, though, if this IS Patricia, a simple "yeah" would be a great help so I don't irrationally hate you for typing the word "anyone" to me. NO ONE but Malnutricia is allowed to do that, fuck!

PS: Don't you fuckin' look at me... Auf weidersehen, stranga!

Re: Speaking of background Gestapism... scout330 September 18 2006, 18:17:37 UTC

Heidi Klum! Yes, tis I, Patricia. But I would be hesitant to call me Malnutricia these days, as I have gained about 500 lbs since last I saw you.

How goes it? Are you missing me like crazy?

Oh... wait.... strike this whole post, and just read this part:

"Yeah."

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matt_argos September 17 2006, 17:18:21 UTC

Did Uciel go?

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matt_argos September 17 2006, 21:06:48 UTC

What?! That son of a bitch told Greg he wouldn't go cuz it was a 'dumb martial arts movie'.

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