scottbateman
Jul 15, 2010 20:00
- 19:01 @ Dianasaurus But I thought kids loved Chris Matthews' giant cartoon head. #
- 19:40 @ RickieJohnston Hey Rickie, should I go to law school, or grad school in art history with an emphasis on the Getman expressionists? #
- 19:43 @ Caissie Though I'm also considering the Skechers eyeglasses, which will make my rotund eyeballs all thin and lean! #
- 19:
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scottbateman
Jul 14, 2010 20:00
- 20:28 @ balycooley God, I know. Just one taco truck is all I ask. #
- 13:33 @ Mike_Doughty_ I like the new MIA album, and I don't really understand the strength and seeming-universality of the backlash. #
- 13:35 Ha RT @carolrhartsell: When did Mel Gibson start releasing tapes like Bin Laden? #
- 14:16 @ mways I think the Sklar Brothers should shake things
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scottbateman
Jul 13, 2010 20:00
- 08:03 Ha!!! RT @bernieh: Atom Age Vampire #movieswith @batemanimation #
- 11:56 Since it's likely to be in Twitter Limbo for a good 10-14 days (at least), I'll be posting some @Disalmanac tweets here daily. Yay! #
- 11:58 @ Disalmanac: Yesterday in 1937, Bill Cosby was born. He stays young by sleeping in a hyperbaric sweater. #
- 12:01 @ SeanCrespo They
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scottbateman
Jul 12, 2010 20:01
- 22:17 @ joegarden Booker T's album last year included an instrumental version of "Hey Ya." #
- 11:49 @ joegarden Yeah, Booker T's most recent album is fantastic. His back-up band is Drive-By Truckers, and Neil Young plays lead guitar! #
- 11:57 I met Harvey Pekar a few times. He was just as curmudgeon-y as you'd like, but also a great guy who really knew
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scottbateman
Jul 11, 2010 20:00
- 10:15 In mere weeks, you'll be able to see the video I directed for Robert Pollard's (Guided By Voices) new band, @bostonspaceship. Weeks! #
- 10:17 @ joegarden Not if you wore that orange Sundance shirt, they didn't. #
- 10:23 You guys, I'm really worried about this psychotic octopus. Does it have weapons? #
- 15:00 Me: "I wonder what Lindsay Lohan's
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scottbateman
Jul 10, 2010 20:00
- 20:39 Which episode of MST3K should we watch tonight? We have a LOT of episodes to choose from. #
- 21:07 Thanks for all the MST3K suggestions! We're going with "The Space Children." We love Doctor Woman, #
- 21:22 @ colleenaf Depends on which direction he chose to walk to Japan. #
- 22:18 We have survived Space Children. Which MST3K episode should we
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scottbateman
Jul 09, 2010 20:00
- 20:28 @ Dianasaurus LANGUAGE! #
- 20:38 Still hoping that during tonight's show, LeBron comes out. #
- 12:50 #ff My new Twitter project @Disalmanac: fake trivia to help you get through your fake day. #
- 13:45 On my way to MoMA to live-tweet the crap out of some Chagalls, Slappy! #
- 15:02 @ Caissie Mmmmmmmm, worms. #
scottbateman
Jul 08, 2010 20:00
- 21:58 @ travisnichols Chicago in the '70s is OK. Chicago in the '80s is a giant turd-like item. Bauhaus is always inappropriate for them. #
- 22:02 If you missed @MamaSpell's 2-year anniversary Shrink show tonight, then you have missed an amazing thing indeed, my friend. #
- 11:53 I hope LeBron James announces he's joining Panic! At The Disco. #
- 13:49 @
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scottbateman
Jul 07, 2010 20:01
- 21:34 Free Toblerone for all the ladies! #MSTieCon #
- 21:37 Admission: Two twenties. That's thirty bucks! #MSTieCon #
- 22:17 The Van Allen Belts #over4prince #
- 22:20 Ice cubes #over4prince #
- 22:24 @ sgnp In my neighborhood, the subway is above ground, and yet they don't call it the Superway. #
scottbateman
Jul 06, 2010 20:00
- 14:35 101 in NYC today. Children on street corners are frolicking in great torrents of taxi driver sweat. #
- 14:39 My prediction: Lebron James will quit basketball to focus on not winning the Super Bowl, the World Series & the National Spelling Bee. #
- 15:13 I'm happy that Frida Kahlo is trending. Now let's work on Otto Dix! #
- 16:04 @ scharpling Let
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