Don't worry, you're a definite shoo-in for the Prefect position. And the teachers wouldn't even dream of breaking up S Squared, so I'll definitely be the other male prefect. It's not like there are any other promising candidates in our year.
Your Mum's just being a Ravenclaw--there's no way Jade is going to spend another seven years thousands of miles away.
...by and by, is your Mum moving back to England then? I haven't seen her in a while.
At least I'll have Al over for Christmas. ...but having your best mate is not the same as having your little sister.
Glad to know I'm appreciated =P Just nowhere as much as Jade
It's not like there are any other promising candidates in our year.
There's Smith, for one.
...by and by, is your Mum moving back to England then?
You know my parents never tell me things. It's always "Score, your Mum has to go to China for her research. You understand, don't you?" And then, "Oh, and your little sister is going too."
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Glad to know I'm appreciated =P Just nowhere as much as Jade
You know what I mean, Al. Having Jade around is also not the same as having you around.
Slughorn _is_ our head of house. What am I saying--he would be ecstatic having the son of the chosen one (and his tagalong best friend) as Slytherin Prefects. You're right Al, no worries there.
How would you feel if your Mum suddenly took Lily and up and left to...Bulgaria, or something.
Jade and I went to visit your family last hols and I didn't explode =P
!!! Is that you? You're so bloody cute as a child. Why weren't you wearing any clothes? X-D
Yes yes, I know, Slughorn loves me, etc. etc.
For one, I wouldn't miss Lily very much. Perhaps it's the byproduct of growing up together :-P I care more about you my Slytherin mates. Also, my parents hardly ever spent more than a week away from each other. I don't know how your parents manage it.
That's only because Lily monopolized 90% of Jade's time.
No, it's my dad. Of course it's me, you idiot! Although grandma likes to say that we're indistinguishable save for my eye color. I'm less pasty too, although I wouldn't say that too my dad. I...really don't remember why I wasn't wearing any clothes. I might have come back from playing in the mud or something and then streaked across the hallway to the bathroom
I care more about you my Slytherin mates.
You say that now, but friends grow up and apart, you know? Your family--that's _forever_.
I rather not know the details of my parents' love life, thank you very much. I'm reasonably sure that Mum always visits Dad after visiting me.
AHAHAHAhhahaha. Who knew that prim and proper Score couldn't keep his clothes on as a child?
That's not true. Some friends are closer than a brother (or a sister). My Dad, he hardly keeps in touch with his family--but he's been friends with Aunt Hermione and Uncle Ron forever.
Huh. How weird to think that after having tea with you and me, your Mum went to see your Dad for--Ahem.
Hmph, what? You told me you're fine with Lily being fascinated with Jade. Or is it that you're jealous...
It was because there was _mud_ on my clothes. Mud! I didn't just strip down every chance I got, you know.
Well, your Dad hates his family, doesn't he? So that's a different scenario altogether. And speaking of family, we are related in more ways than one. The Potters are related to the Blacks, the Weasleys are somehow someway related to the Malfoys (a gazillion light years ago), plus, your Dad is godfather to my cousin.
How weird to think that after having tea with you and me, your Mum went to see your Dad for--Ahem.
SHUTUP.
Or is it that you're jealous...
We're only fourteen, Al. There's nothing to be jealous about because we're only _fourteen_.
Uh-huh. Just keep telling yourself that. I wonder how hard I'll have to bribe persuade your Mum in order to make her share some naked pictures of you as a child X-D
Do NOT remind me of how the Wizarding world is just one huge incestuous orgy. The Ministry should give your Dad a medal for diversifying the Malfoy gene pool. Maybe then more Purebloods will do the same thing.
You know, one time I sort of caught my parents in the act. I was too traumatized to raid the kitchen at midnight ever since.
Speak for yourself, James got up to all sorts of things when he was fourteen.
...you do that and I'll make sure the entire Slytherin House call you Albus. Until we graduate. Or maybe I should share James' childhood nickname for you.
You keep on forgetting that my Mum's not actually from China. She went to Hogwarts with your parents too--so technically it's not diversifying the gene pool as such.
Besides, she did come from a Pureblood family. Her grandparents were merchants, but they were definitely Purebloods. For at least five generations, if I remember correctly.
My God. I did NOT need to know that THE Harry Potter has a food fetish. I hate you, Al, I truly do. Were they naked? Were whipped cream and chocolate sauce involved?
Her grandparents were merchants, but they were definitely Purebloods. For at least five generations, if I remember correctly.
...I fail to see the importance of your great grandparents being merchants. Also, what do you mean, "at least five generations"?
Now who's being a deviant? They were snogging. And there might be a plate of biscuits on the table. I could tell that removal of clothing was imminent, so I ran up the stairs for my life.
Does this mean your Dad has a food fetish? And where did you get the idea for whipped cream and chocolate sauce?
James _is_ abnormal, but not in the way you mean. Zabini's pulling boys and girls left and right, and Zabini's only thirteen.
They're merchants and not noblemen, you dolt. And I said five generations because I think six generations ago someone married a Muggle. Something about being saved from pirates and a life debt. They take life debts seriously, even if it is to a Muggle.
Sheesh, what did you expect? You said--and I quote--"I sort of caught my parents in the act." Oh, great. I can rest easy knowing that Harry Potter has a fetish-free sex life. NOT.
What's with this sudden fascination with my Dad? Do you have a crush on him or something? I might have come across something. On the Internet.
Zabini's a sex kitten. Even my Dad said so. "It's in the genes"--or so he said.
Okay, okay--I won't even _mention_ the naked incident to your Mum. You can be so vindictive, Score. That's why I love you.
Wow, pirates? For real? =D So was the Muggle a naval officer? Man, your family has the best stories.
Don't ever mention the word "fetish" anywhere near my Dad's name. That's just so, so wrong.
Hey, your Dad's nice. Way friendlier than my parents are. And that one time he sprung us private box tickets for Quidditch was _awesome_. James was jealous for months, MWAHAha.
Score! You're watching porn on the Internet? You're only fourteen!
Whoa. Did your Dad have questionable relationships with Zabini's Dad or something? Why do all Hogwarts graduates end up marrying their yearmates anyway? Wouldn't that be horribly awkward come reunion time?
Yes, Muggle pirates. My Mum might have been yanking my chain, but I don't think so. She usually doesn't joke around when it comes to family history.
I think the Muggle was just a fisherman minding his own business, actually. He came across a maiden struggling in the hands of pirates and came to her rescue. Of course, she could have escaped given enough time (what with magic and all), but a debt is a debt. The fisherman-turned-hero married into the Su family. The end.
Around three-and-a-half centuries ago, a Dutch Witch owed the Su family a life debt. I believe she was a noblewoman. Something about the magical flower trade. Mum was fuzzy about the details on that one.
Man, your family has the best stories.
This coming from the son of THE Harry Potter? You're hilarious, Al. I should tell you stories about my Dad's side of the family. Those are usually more on the insane side than the romantic side ;-)
And that one time he sprung us private box tickets for Quidditch was _awesome_. James was
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Don't worry, you're a definite shoo-in for the Prefect position. And the teachers wouldn't even dream of breaking up S Squared, so I'll definitely be the other male prefect. It's not like there are any other promising candidates in our year.
Your Mum's just being a Ravenclaw--there's no way Jade is going to spend another seven years thousands of miles away.
...by and by, is your Mum moving back to England then? I haven't seen her in a while.
At least I'll have Al over for Christmas.
...but having your best mate is not the same as having your little sister.
Glad to know I'm appreciated =P Just nowhere as much as Jade
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It's not like there are any other promising candidates in our year.
There's Smith, for one.
...by and by, is your Mum moving back to England then?
You know my parents never tell me things. It's always "Score, your Mum has to go to China for her research. You understand, don't you?" And then, "Oh, and your little sister is going too."
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Glad to know I'm appreciated =P Just nowhere as much as Jade
You know what I mean, Al. Having Jade around is also not the same as having you around.
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It was _five years ago_, Score. Let it go.
Maybe it's a good thing. If you have both me and Jade around at the same time, you'll probably explode from the overload :-P
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How would you feel if your Mum suddenly took Lily and up and left to...Bulgaria, or something.
Jade and I went to visit your family last hols and I didn't explode =P
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Yes yes, I know, Slughorn loves me, etc. etc.
For one, I wouldn't miss Lily very much. Perhaps it's the byproduct of growing up together :-P I care more about you my Slytherin mates.
Also, my parents hardly ever spent more than a week away from each other. I don't know how your parents manage it.
That's only because Lily monopolized 90% of Jade's time.
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Of course it's me, you idiot! Although grandma likes to say that we're indistinguishable save for my eye color. I'm less pasty too, although I wouldn't say that too my dad.
I...really don't remember why I wasn't wearing any clothes. I might have come back from playing in the mud or something and then streaked across the hallway to the bathroom
I care more about you my Slytherin mates.
You say that now, but friends grow up and apart, you know? Your family--that's _forever_.
I rather not know the details of my parents' love life, thank you very much. I'm reasonably sure that Mum always visits Dad after visiting me.
Hmph.
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That's not true. Some friends are closer than a brother (or a sister). My Dad, he hardly keeps in touch with his family--but he's been friends with Aunt Hermione and Uncle Ron forever.
Huh. How weird to think that after having tea with you and me, your Mum went to see your Dad for--Ahem.
Hmph, what? You told me you're fine with Lily being fascinated with Jade. Or is it that you're jealous...
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Well, your Dad hates his family, doesn't he? So that's a different scenario altogether.
And speaking of family, we are related in more ways than one. The Potters are related to the Blacks, the Weasleys are somehow someway related to the Malfoys (a gazillion light years ago), plus, your Dad is godfather to my cousin.
How weird to think that after having tea with you and me, your Mum went to see your Dad for--Ahem.
SHUTUP.
Or is it that you're jealous...
We're only fourteen, Al. There's nothing to be jealous about because we're only _fourteen_.
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I wonder how hard I'll have to bribe persuade your Mum in order to make her share some naked pictures of you as a child X-D
Do NOT remind me of how the Wizarding world is just one huge incestuous orgy. The Ministry should give your Dad a medal for diversifying the Malfoy gene pool. Maybe then more Purebloods will do the same thing.
You know, one time I sort of caught my parents in the act. I was too traumatized to raid the kitchen at midnight ever since.
Speak for yourself, James got up to all sorts of things when he was fourteen.
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Or maybe I should share James' childhood nickname for you.
You keep on forgetting that my Mum's not actually from China. She went to Hogwarts with your parents too--so technically it's not diversifying the gene pool as such.
Besides, she did come from a Pureblood family. Her grandparents were merchants, but they were definitely Purebloods. For at least five generations, if I remember correctly.
My God. I did NOT need to know that THE Harry Potter has a food fetish. I hate you, Al, I truly do.
Were they naked? Were whipped cream and chocolate sauce involved?
Your brother is abnormal. Let's leave it at that.
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Her grandparents were merchants, but they were definitely Purebloods. For at least five generations, if I remember correctly.
...I fail to see the importance of your great grandparents being merchants. Also, what do you mean, "at least five generations"?
Now who's being a deviant? They were snogging. And there might be a plate of biscuits on the table. I could tell that removal of clothing was imminent, so I ran up the stairs for my life.
Does this mean your Dad has a food fetish? And where did you get the idea for whipped cream and chocolate sauce?
James _is_ abnormal, but not in the way you mean. Zabini's pulling boys and girls left and right, and Zabini's only thirteen.
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They're merchants and not noblemen, you dolt. And I said five generations because I think six generations ago someone married a Muggle. Something about being saved from pirates and a life debt. They take life debts seriously, even if it is to a Muggle.
Sheesh, what did you expect? You said--and I quote--"I sort of caught my parents in the act."
Oh, great. I can rest easy knowing that Harry Potter has a fetish-free sex life. NOT.
What's with this sudden fascination with my Dad? Do you have a crush on him or something?
I might have come across something. On the Internet.
Zabini's a sex kitten. Even my Dad said so. "It's in the genes"--or so he said.
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You can be so vindictive, Score. That's why I love you.
Wow, pirates? For real? =D
So was the Muggle a naval officer? Man, your family has the best stories.
Don't ever mention the word "fetish" anywhere near my Dad's name. That's just so, so wrong.
Hey, your Dad's nice. Way friendlier than my parents are. And that one time he sprung us private box tickets for Quidditch was _awesome_. James was jealous for months, MWAHAha.
Score! You're watching porn on the Internet? You're only fourteen!
Whoa. Did your Dad have questionable relationships with Zabini's Dad or something?
Why do all Hogwarts graduates end up marrying their yearmates anyway? Wouldn't that be horribly awkward come reunion time?
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What do you expect? Slytherin.
Yes, Muggle pirates. My Mum might have been yanking my chain, but I don't think so. She usually doesn't joke around when it comes to family history.
I think the Muggle was just a fisherman minding his own business, actually. He came across a maiden struggling in the hands of pirates and came to her rescue. Of course, she could have escaped given enough time (what with magic and all), but a debt is a debt. The fisherman-turned-hero married into the Su family. The end.
Around three-and-a-half centuries ago, a Dutch Witch owed the Su family a life debt. I believe she was a noblewoman. Something about the magical flower trade. Mum was fuzzy about the details on that one.
Man, your family has the best stories.
This coming from the son of THE Harry Potter? You're hilarious, Al.
I should tell you stories about my Dad's side of the family. Those are usually more on the insane side than the romantic side ;-)
And that one time he sprung us private box tickets for Quidditch was _awesome_. James was ( ... )
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