Yes, Muggle pirates. My Mum might have been yanking my chain, but I don't think so. She usually doesn't joke around when it comes to family history.
I think the Muggle was just a fisherman minding his own business, actually. He came across a maiden struggling in the hands of pirates and came to her rescue. Of course, she could have escaped given enough time (what with magic and all), but a debt is a debt. The fisherman-turned-hero married into the Su family. The end.
Around three-and-a-half centuries ago, a Dutch Witch owed the Su family a life debt. I believe she was a noblewoman. Something about the magical flower trade. Mum was fuzzy about the details on that one.
Man, your family has the best stories.
This coming from the son of THE Harry Potter? You're hilarious, Al. I should tell you stories about my Dad's side of the family. Those are usually more on the insane side than the romantic side ;-)
And that one time he sprung us private box tickets for Quidditch was _awesome_. James was jealous for months, MWAHAha.
He did ask whether your brother would feel slighted, and I told him that that was sort of the whole point. *g*
I'm not watching porn, you dolt. I don't remember how I got redirected to that site. I was just downloading some random music mix. It was probably some pop-up.
STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT MY DAD'S SEX LIFE.
...I can't believe I just typed "My Dad's sex life." Thanks a lot, Al.
I suspect that the Zabinis have an infusion of Veela blood or something. Or maybe sex appeal is just hereditary, like magical affinity.
Wouldn't that be horribly awkward come reunion time?
Tell me about it. I could've lived without knowing that my Dad used to date Aunt Pansy back in Hogwarts. I just...kept on picturing her as my Mum, and I'd probably end up going to school at Durmstrang or something. God forbid.
What do you expect? Slytherin.
Yes, Muggle pirates. My Mum might have been yanking my chain, but I don't think so. She usually doesn't joke around when it comes to family history.
I think the Muggle was just a fisherman minding his own business, actually. He came across a maiden struggling in the hands of pirates and came to her rescue. Of course, she could have escaped given enough time (what with magic and all), but a debt is a debt. The fisherman-turned-hero married into the Su family. The end.
Around three-and-a-half centuries ago, a Dutch Witch owed the Su family a life debt. I believe she was a noblewoman. Something about the magical flower trade. Mum was fuzzy about the details on that one.
Man, your family has the best stories.
This coming from the son of THE Harry Potter? You're hilarious, Al.
I should tell you stories about my Dad's side of the family. Those are usually more on the insane side than the romantic side ;-)
And that one time he sprung us private box tickets for Quidditch was _awesome_. James was jealous for months, MWAHAha.
He did ask whether your brother would feel slighted, and I told him that that was sort of the whole point. *g*
I'm not watching porn, you dolt. I don't remember how I got redirected to that site. I was just downloading some random music mix. It was probably some pop-up.
STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT MY DAD'S SEX LIFE.
...I can't believe I just typed "My Dad's sex life." Thanks a lot, Al.
I suspect that the Zabinis have an infusion of Veela blood or something. Or maybe sex appeal is just hereditary, like magical affinity.
Wouldn't that be horribly awkward come reunion time?
Tell me about it. I could've lived without knowing that my Dad used to date Aunt Pansy back in Hogwarts. I just...kept on picturing her as my Mum, and I'd probably end up going to school at Durmstrang or something. God forbid.
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