Comments | scorched_logs: do you know lysistrata? from the aristophanes drama?

ilmentore in scorched_logs

do you know lysistrata? from the aristophanes drama?

Dec 01, 2011 22:33

Who: ilmentore and 'errbody else who wants to? IT'S A PARTY.
When: VARIOUS TIMES including 11/23 (noon), 11/22 (evening), and OTHER TIMES
Where: various locations!
Format: ACTIONSPAM.
What: THINGS. MEETINGS. ADVENTURES. SHENANIGANS. ACCENTS.
Warnings: lol nope.

[ assassins are busy people, okay? they do a lot of things! (most of that is wander about on ( Read more... )

miata, freya, claudia auditore da firenze, william t. spears, ezio auditore da firenze, sebastian michaelis

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11/22, evening, SOME SKETCHY BUT ALSO CLASSY... PLACE. ilmentore December 2 2011, 03:36:24 UTC

[ so he'd told seabass that he wanted to get CAUGHT UP ON THE SHENANIGANS, and here he is...

sup, seabass? he's not even late. (you want some wine, bro? i hear they got good wine here) ]

Buona sera, Sebastian.

demon_andbutler December 2 2011, 03:58:49 UTC

[Sebastian is glancing around the place, and yes, ah. There is Oldzio, now sporting an impressive beard and an impressive suit. He sits down across from the Italian with a rigidly straight posture, but declines the wine.]

And good evening to you, Mr. Auditore. It has been quite some time. It's a pleasant surprise to see that you are well.

[You were one of the sharper people he's come across in Anatole, that's for sure.]

ilmentore December 2 2011, 04:38:16 UTC

[ wow, he's not even that old okay. ]

Same to you, Sebastian. [ man, seabass, he's even italianifying your name. (NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE THAT HE COULD GET RID OF HIS ACCENT IF HE SO CHOSE TO.) ] I believe it a greater accomplishment for you, here, though.

[ pff, yeah right, he's the most wanted man in europe and the ottoman empire. this man has 90,793 hits, okay? HE LIVES A LIFE OF DANGER.

just running a secret international paramilitary organization, nbd. ]

demon_andbutler December 4 2011, 06:06:33 UTC

[And Sebastian is not a fish. But we make the puns we can.]

You think this world to be that dangerous? It has its moments, but most of the time I find it decently hospitable, if marked with eccentricities.

[That's okay, you can be forever Italian, and he can be forever British. It works.]

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11/23, noon, THE MARKET ilmentore December 2 2011, 03:46:17 UTC

[ you can take the teacher out of rome, but you can't take rome out of th--

okay yeah that doesn't exactly make sense. but! he is... apparently teaching miata italian in the future. (WHICH MIGHT SEEM RECKLESS but hey, it's okay, he knows about those chicks with the swords. they're sketchy, sometimes, but he's sketchier) okay guys. okay.

so... he's keeping an eye out for her? sure. ]

Awww yeaaaaah lilbloodeyes December 2 2011, 04:33:44 UTC

[Suuuuure you are Ezio. Bet you're keeping an eye out for all sorts of blonds today. At least she isn't actively trying to kill him. Less pesky and stabby.

It's like she's impersonating certain assassins, as she decides to leap down from a roof, onto the streets by the markets, before lifting her nose up to sniff the air. She'll find that scent of him...somewhere.]

ilmentore December 2 2011, 04:58:43 UTC

[ if you're going to be an assassin, miata, work on your subtlety. seriously honey, he saw that from three blocks down. an extra glitter of gold, and he's sure. okay okay miata, he'll be waiting down here. ]

lilbloodeyes December 2 2011, 06:03:47 UTC

[Uh huh, better say it direct then. She likes the unsubtle just fine...mostly. Unless it has to do with swords. At least the well tailored suit was a bit of a giveaway. She's on her way Ezio.]

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11/23 afternoon, library byronicreaper December 2 2011, 03:56:11 UTC

[So a gentleman in a very nice suit walks into the library. And William, busy as he is, can still take the time to appreciate good workmanship in a suit. Meaning that he has to find the right moment to walk up and ask a simple question:]

Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but...do you know who made the clothes you're wearing?

ilmentore December 2 2011, 04:05:12 UTC

[ ..... wow, at some point in time, someone was going to have to out creeper the assassins. and that might have been it. (you can't outsketch him, though. you need to at least be a sketchy albino to do that.) the look willy gets is mild, though. ]

I have a tailor here in the city, signor...?

byronicreaper December 2 2011, 04:23:53 UTC

[Don't judge him, subtlety doesn't like to hang around him often.]

William Spears. Sorry, I should have introduced myself first thing.

ilmentore December 2 2011, 05:04:39 UTC

[ clearly. ]

Ah. I am Ezio Auditore. A pleasure to meet you, messere Spears.

[ he nods in greeting. ]

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30/11, THE CASINO. shutupezio December 2 2011, 05:42:23 UTC

[ MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD - wait, no. actually, yes. claudia is banging, as per usual, but no, boys. she won't play with you. she is cheating at cards with her brother. and it's awesome. ]

ilmentore December 2 2011, 06:34:26 UTC

[ SIGH, CLAUDIA. (damn straight you guys better leave his babby sister alone.)

are they doing that really annoying thing where they talk in italian and it's super mysterious and confusing and stuff?

(also how do you cheat at cards idek) ]

shutupezio December 3 2011, 21:21:33 UTC

[ it's counting cards. MATH. ALL MATH. and not getting caught, since most casino staff don't want people winning all the time. so yeah, italian! they pass for concentrating on the game, not kind of sort of cheating. especially if they interrupt their conversation with some good acting about how "lucky" they are. ]

Are you going to tell me about that woman?

[ WHAT A CREEP. also, raising her bet. aw, yeah. ]

ilmentore December 5 2011, 00:28:42 UTC

[ ... uhhh okay sure

... oh this is about shirley isn't it. goddamnit claudia what did you hear. ]

Are you going to tell me what you have heard?

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11/23 (noon) Marketplace cursedtobe December 3 2011, 14:56:31 UTC

[ Days were the only time Freya ever ventured out of her tiny apartment in Dismas. Right now it was the first time she'd ventured out since re-arriving in the city. She also has the entourage of two ducks.

... don't ask. Or go ahead and ask, just don't startle her. She's very skittish.

Or go ahead and startle her if that's your thing. :3 See how high she can jump! ]

ilmentore December 5 2011, 00:32:53 UTC

[ he won't ask! but he will notice. he's too polite to ask...

but if, say, someone else startles freya and she drops something, and that rude person just leaves without apologising, ezio will help her pick her things up! ]

cursedtobe December 5 2011, 03:11:57 UTC

[ And what do you know that's precisely what happens! Just as she had gathered a bag of various supplies, she turned and some RUDE person brushed right by her, knocking the 90 lb damsel over like a twig in a stiff breeze. Jerk. Of course her bag is dropped too, which means things go spilling ALL. OVER the place. Just. Everywhere - what a mess! Some even roll under the booth, so she has to crawl after it. The ducks are absolutely no help whatsoever. ]