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[Open] Charity Dating Auction

Dec 10, 2010 01:37

Who: Everyone! Open!
When: Friday evening
Where: The Green Houses
Format: Paragraph or action, whichever you prefer
What: Charity Dating Auction
Warnings: Um, hopefully they can behave themselves? A little?

( Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside! Come inside! )

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~AUCTION~ i_love_squats December 10 2010, 06:50:05 UTC

Zack climbs to the stage, clears his throat, and looks out amongst the crowd…the still chattering crowd. He clears his throat again, gets nothing, and after another second, finds himself hooking two fingers into the corners of his mouth and whistling. It’s a high-pitched screech that slices through errant murmuring like a knife, killing it dead ( ... )

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ oopsiatehim December 11 2010, 03:30:07 UTC

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE NOW REACHED A LEVEL OF EXPENSIVE THAT IS DANGEROUS TO JENNIFER'S POCKETBOOK.

Or, shall we say, the wallets of her latest meals?

Which is fine, really. She wanted to push Elena to ridiculous heights, and now she has. So, she smirks.]

Wow. I just don't think I can go any higher than that!

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ wellsuited December 11 2010, 18:39:41 UTC

[She's backing out?

She's backing out!

That means...]

Sold! Zack, hurry up and say 'sold'!

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ i_love_squats December 11 2010, 19:02:01 UTC

[Oh, for you, Laney, he's going to drag it out.]

Okay.

Going once....

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ i_love_squats December 11 2010, 19:03:10 UTC

Goiiiiing twiiiiice...?

[And he can't help but wink at you, Elena.]

C'mon? No more bids for this wonderful, handsome butler? Not a one?

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ i_love_squats December 11 2010, 19:05:43 UTC

Not a single onnnne? C'mon, someone out there has to want a date with such a dashing man! A real charmer! And who doesn't want a date with a guy who can cook and clean?

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ wellsuited December 11 2010, 19:20:59 UTC

[...What the hell is he doing?!

Duck, Zack! Incoming!

...

Yes, that is a grenade at his feet. But yes, the pin is still safely in it.

This time.]

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ i_love_squats December 11 2010, 19:24:03 UTC

[Zack yelps and jumps back, looking from the grenade to Elena. HOLY SHIVA, ARE YOU CRAZY?!

[Well, wait, don't answer that.]

Soldtothelovelycrazyladyinblackenjoyyourwinnings!

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ demon_andbutler December 11 2010, 19:28:08 UTC

[Well. It's clearly going to be an interesting outing.

Sebastian crouches down and retrieves the grenade. Then he hops down easily from the stage in a flutter of coattails and approaches Elena. He offers the grenade back to her with a smile.]

Congratulations, Miss Elena.

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ wellsuited December 11 2010, 19:39:16 UTC

That was fun.

[Wow, there's a word she doesn't say very often. Elena smiles and buttons her jacket closed before taking the grenade back.]

I look forward to working with you.

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ demon_andbutler December 11 2010, 20:31:43 UTC

It provided amusement for me as well.

[He tilts his head at her and gives a bemused smile.] Working? But I'm rather certain you purchased a night with me for the purpose of play.

[And he's just going to lean in slightly and tuck a few locks of that blond hair behind her ear. A bit forward? Well, yes, but look who he's speaking to. She threw a GRENADE at the auctioneer. He straightens and walks away, speaking to her over his shoulder.]

I shall contact you when I've made all the necessary arrangements.

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ wellsuited December 11 2010, 21:54:59 UTC

[Play?

Arrangements?

Elena stares after him, a bit dumbfounded.

But that never lasts for very long.]

Wait, hold on a second! You don't have to arrange anything, you can just dust around it!

[She hurries after him. Clearly there's been a misunderstanding! Dates? Charity? Elena doesn't care about any of that.

She just wants the stains out of her carpet! >.<]

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ demon_andbutler December 12 2010, 01:15:18 UTC

[He stops and turns to face her, still smirking.]

Might I ask what sort of opera or theatre you enjoy? I assume an evening engagement on a weekend would be all right for your schedule. And that you have the proper attire- [He pauses for a moment to look over her figure. It hasn't escaped his attention that she seems to be dressed as a man.] Or shall I have a dress made for you as well?

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ wellsuited December 12 2010, 05:29:38 UTC

[Sorry, did he just ask her about opera?

And what is up with the once-over. Elena blinks and looks herself up and down. She is not dressed like a man! She's wearing the standard Turk uniform!

Which just happens to be a man's suit.]

Don't bother.

[If he tries to get her in a dress, it's on.]

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ demon_andbutler December 13 2010, 01:21:27 UTC

[Oh, he is loving this. She's already getting more than she bargained for, it seems.]

But that is quite a bit of money you just spent on me, isn't it? I want to make sure the experience will be worth your while.

[Even if you don't.]

Re: ~Auction for Sebastian Michaelis~ wellsuited December 11 2010, 01:52:39 UTC

But you can sell it! They could get a few ivories out of a suit!

[Elena frowns and commences sulking. Gdit, she's about to lose the hired help.]

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