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[saltsandburns]

[ Here's Dean, looking a little guarded and uncomfortable, but hey, he has to ask a few things, so here goes. ]

So, a little birdie told me something interesting' about the, uh, Door. [ The little birdie being a very, very angry Dawn Summers. ] Is it true that you like -- I mean, the normal people who come here start to develop all sorts of freaky

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[stopkissingme]

Freaky powers?

[saltsandburns]

S'what I heard. [ And now he wants an explanation. ] No one's mentioned it you yet?

[stopkissingme]

No. [Except that explains Damon turning into a wolf.]

[saltsandburns]

Well, now you know. Guess you really do learn something new every day, huh? [ Saarrccaassmmm, he's so done with this Anatole place. ]

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[caresforsix]

Freaky powers?

[ . . . ]

Of course. I mean, why not? I mean, it's already another world - why not powers as well?

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[saltsandburns]

I dunno about you, sister, but one alternate reality, or whatever the hell this place is, has filled up my plate of freaky enough already.

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[caresforsix]

Well I woke up here two days ago, half naked and then all these people kept going on and on about another world. So naturally I figured they're stoned, and then I figured maybe I'm stoned. So if I am - I don't mind to try a bit of flying.

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[saltsandburns]

[ Why are you here, go talk to that Cas guy. |: ]

...Well, don't go, uh, jumpin' off'a any building, y'hear?

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[saltsandburns]

[ HUFFS. ]

I already had a bed to sleep in, okay? Findin' another one wasn't exactly my number one priority....until now.

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[saltsandburns]

[ .....Of course not. ]

If you don't cut the attitude, I'm kickin' you outta your bed.

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[girl_unlocking]

I bet I know something else you didn't sign up for: getting sucked through a Door.

But what do I know, I don't count. None of us freaks do, right?

I thought you had a job all lined up for you. What are you waiting for, a garbage truck? A cape and a suit? Maybe a funny nickname?

And I. Am not. A BIRDIE.

[Angry tears are a heartbeat away, but they're held back by ...well, more anger!]

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[saltsandburns]

[ How the flying fuck did she knows he was talking about her? You get a pretty damn startled look which then quickly turns into a glare. ]

Oh jesus, look who came around for a second round. What the hell is it with you anyway, do you freakin' pick fights for a hobby or something? [ He sure has no right to say that since he's the one who sometimes indulges in that, but there he goes anyway. ]

Just get the hell lost until you have somethin' useful to say.

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[girl_unlocking]

[Really, she didn't. But his voice set her off and then she just ran with it and look where it went!

And suddenly, something is really, really funny. Because she's laughing now - wait is that crying> - oh, it's both!]

Actually, I'm on the welcome committee! But people like you are the reason I quit!

There's a mass murdering clause on the baskets, by the way!

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[saltsandburns]

[ He doesn't like to be the reason why chicks cry, honestly, but hey, she sure did come bother him this time -- and last time too, actually. |: ]

Maybe you should quit then? I don' know, something about your whole fantastic self hasn't been very welcomin' up until now. [ Not that he's been too nice either.

And he just...doesn't even know what to say to that last bit. So have an eye roll. ] Just. Get. Lost.

[trickster_treat]

You. Are more of an asshole than me. No, really.

This monster rant deserves applause.

[mocking clapping]

You're never going to find an apartment now. You've just been blacklisted.

[saltsandburns]

[ For once he might even agree. ]

I was just askin' a goddamn question. Not my fault everyone's a sensitive soul in this damn hell hole.

[trickster_treat]

No, you opened your mouth like a moron without even first trying to understand the situation.

Not to mention demanding things from complete strangers like a drill sergeant. Or a spoiled child.

[saltsandburns]

You know what? I don't need your opinion on top of theirs. You killed people for fun -- or some other messed up reason. So take your high and mighty, understanding attitude and shove it where the sun don't shine.