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[andagoldstar]

[ The Forge was turned on, but it seems the girl who turned it on isn't aware to that fact. She knocked into life as she lifted what seems to be a little pink trolley and laid it on the bed. Currently she's talking to herself in a very frantic way. ]

-- So low and disgraceful of them - they must have finally understood the true extent of my talent

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[onequarter]

[ Completely unfazed by the lot of it. There is literally no emotional reaction to Rachel's complaints or her fabulous singing. ]

I have no candy, but I can provide welcome muffins, as well as more accurate details of your location.

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[andagoldstar]

[ Sobs Clare she doesn't want baked goods - ]

Welcome - I am not staying here. I have a competition to win at New York City. I realize Dustin would have had me stay here against my will until Nationals pass, but I don't mean to lose my one chance of shining!

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[onequarter]

Why do you only get one chance?

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[andagoldstar]

If we lose Nationals it'll crush New Directions' spirit! We all worked so hard. Admittedly I gave the whole thing much more effort than the rest, but they want it nearly as much as I do. If we don't win, the funk will be so strong we won't make it to Nationals again next year.

[trephaestos]

[Great. The right set of cultural markers in very much the wrong- Dealing with students was often his least favorite part of his job. Though arguably the most important. Fine.

And yes, he's seen a musical; try not to faint.]

No such small motives at play, Fanny.

[andagoldstar]

[ ..Fanny? Did he say -

Well at last, someone culturally educated! ]

You know Funny Girl.

[ ...a tad suspicious, but - ]

What did you mean by that?

[trephaestos]

Wouldn't overstate it. I know the origin of an idiom.

One doesn't limit the possibilities of the unknown, in seeking understanding; never start with preconception and fit evidence to it. However. To posit that beings of the necessary power-

[or people of the necessary resources]

-to establish this situation would care even slightly about a high school talent competition-

[an easy deduction from her initial wording and obvious preoccupation]

-or that those who would sufficiently care might have the prerequisite power-

[this totally sounds like a lecture]

-is a premise I simply reject.

[andagoldstar]

[ The more she learns about the place the more she realizes he's right. ]

If I wasn't taken for my talent then - why would they kidnap me?

[stopkissingme]

Um, what?

[andagoldstar]

[ What do you mean 'what' Caroline, this is important! ]

Are you a part of them? Because if Vocal Adrenaline really wants to even make the competition releasing me would be a better idea. I think once I tell everyone I was kidnapped, they'll be eliminated.

[ You look like Vocal Adrenaline material. Pretty :| ]

[stopkissingme]

Part of who? What are you talking about?

[andagoldstar]

Vocal Adrenaline - they're the ones who sent me here.

[trickster_treat]

Hello there! You sing like an angel.

[andagoldstar]

[ Well despite of everything, a compliment always serves to get a smile from Rachel. ]

Thank you very much. Due to the nature of the situation, I think this was a good take of mine on the song.

[trickster_treat]

I love singing, but it's... been awhile.

Do you take requests?

[andagoldstar]

Of course! If I know the song, and frankly, I know all of the good ones.

[ Only Rachel can be this easily distracted by compliments. ]

[video]

[inpiecesofcloud]

You talk a lot!

[Which is not necesarily a bad thing. Yachiru is still smiling.]

What's a crack house?

[video]

[andagoldstar]

I talk a lot, because no amount of words can describe how outraged I am at being sent away just because my talent is superior to that of others.

[ ...don't ask her about the crack house sob. ]

It's - nothing. It doesn't matter, where am I?

[video]

[inpiecesofcloud]

Nobody sent you away, you were brought here!

Is it a house with a really big crack in it? Or is there a crack in the ground under it?

You're in Anatole!

[video]

[andagoldstar]

Brought here by who????

It's a - [ shaking her head. ] it was a mistake.