♪ 001 --> accidental video;
[ The Forge was turned on, but it seems the girl who turned it on isn't aware to that fact. She knocked into life as she lifted what seems to be a little pink trolley and laid it on the bed. Currently she's talking to herself in a very frantic way. ]
-- So low and disgraceful of them - they must have finally understood the true extent of my talent to have sent me away like this so close to Nationals.
[...At this she seems to panic. ]
They probably think they'll keep me here, and then New Directions can perform without me and naturally lose and then, yet again, I. will. be. humiliated.
[ ...deep breathes as she tries to find reception with her cell phone to no avail. ]
This can't happen. I spent too much time, too much energy on preparing to Nationals, I can't miss it. It's not fair - yes I sent Sunshine to the crack house but it wasn't even an active one and at least it was still in Ohio!
[ She's pacing and trying to calm herself, naturally. ]
Ok, think. Think. What would Barbra Streisand do? She'd march up and tell them they can keep her away but they cannot make her talent disappear. They can't do this, this trophy has my - our name on it - !
[ And then, if she didn't look crazy enough, she takes a few deep breaths and starts to sing. Yes. Sing. You may all think it's crazy but it's the only thing that works for her. And, you'll notice her singing voice is beautiful, powerful, passionate, driven. ]
♪ Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter,
Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter -
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade - ♪
[ Yes, believe it or not, you're getting a rather impressive version of this. ]
-- So low and disgraceful of them - they must have finally understood the true extent of my talent to have sent me away like this so close to Nationals.
[...At this she seems to panic. ]
They probably think they'll keep me here, and then New Directions can perform without me and naturally lose and then, yet again, I. will. be. humiliated.
[ ...deep breathes as she tries to find reception with her cell phone to no avail. ]
This can't happen. I spent too much time, too much energy on preparing to Nationals, I can't miss it. It's not fair - yes I sent Sunshine to the crack house but it wasn't even an active one and at least it was still in Ohio!
[ She's pacing and trying to calm herself, naturally. ]
Ok, think. Think. What would Barbra Streisand do? She'd march up and tell them they can keep her away but they cannot make her talent disappear. They can't do this, this trophy has my - our name on it - !
[ And then, if she didn't look crazy enough, she takes a few deep breaths and starts to sing. Yes. Sing. You may all think it's crazy but it's the only thing that works for her. And, you'll notice her singing voice is beautiful, powerful, passionate, driven. ]
♪ Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter,
Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter -
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade - ♪
[ Yes, believe it or not, you're getting a rather impressive version of this. ]