six ✶ pixie shenanigans; video;

[thenobledie]

[the forge starts with a shriek of fearful surprise, and only ezio won't be surprised shirley can raise her voice, as the picture is dizzying shifts. audibly, the forge hits the floor, and the picture settles. from a skewed angle, one can see shirley.

she is standing in the clinic. on a chair. her hands are fisted a little tightly, holding the

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[soldiersblade]

[if Desmond knew any of that stuff about her, he might be laughing her out more than he is.

...

............. actually, no. He's still losing it.]

Shirley! [snerk]The hell's wrong with you?!

1/idfk

[thenobledie]

[why are you laughing! why did she get a reply! what is going on!!]

2/3

[thenobledie]

[oh. she is going to squish a tiny thing, and it won't be the spider.]

[thenobledie]

[BUT WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HER, DESMOND. ;A;]

...is it so odd someone doesn't like a spider's presence?

[photosbythebed]

[Sure, it's very creepy and she wouldn't want it anywhere near her either, but what can it actually do to you, Shirley? Also:]

Magic it ...away?

[Animate a broom and sweep it out the door? You can do that, right?]

[thenobledie]

[it's a principle of the matter!!]

A waste of magic.

[read: she doesn't want to get up from the bed she is now sitting on.]

[teethandtonic]

[really? the first thing that pops up on his screen is a woman losing her biscuit over a goddamn bug?]

Lordy woman, user yer horse sense n'stomp the paste outta that thing. I guarandamntee it's as afraid o'your screechin' as you are of it.

[yeesh]

[thenobledie]

[STOP JUDGING HER WITH YOUR LOGIC.]

I prefer insects' organs remaining off my belongings.

[teethandtonic]

[LOGIC FOREVER]

Better they be dead organs than livin' ones though, yeah? [smirk] Leave that thing runnin' around alive and it'll probably just wait til you're asleep n'lay eggs in your ear, aha! [screwy laugh, that]

Pick your poison is what I'm sayin', ma'am!

[thenobledie]

[...good thing she doesn't sleep. shirley huffs, just slightly, and tilts her head at him.]

A valid point.

[desmond is still getting rid of it for her, though.]

[manscruff]

[ don't be surprised if annalee comes back to the clinic talking about ragni... he thought the whole thing was hilarious, but UNLIKE THE BABBY, he won't say anything. ]

[thenobledie]

[she did, and shirley is, SURPRISINGLY, not bitter about the proxy trolling. ...annalee has been encouraged to stop making up stories about giant spider kings, though. dsklfjskd]

[manscruff]

[ she also has the words zampa, velenifero, and enorme which she embellishes her story with at leisure! it sounds like she's using ezio as a dictionary, asking him for words and importing them back. you can blame the sort of faux-cannolo siciliano at the bakery (a scorched import originally, but still retaining some of the original recipe) for her excessive imagination, and by extension, ezi for buying it for her.

but annalee asked him to come by after his patrol, and it's not like he has anything much better to do, so here he is...? she's using his arm as a swing, but he makes it look dignified. and that might be a half smile he's not trying particularly hard to hide pointed in shirley's direction. ]

[thenobledie]

[keep it up, and see if you get laid by her any time soon, ezio. ...that is an empty threat, of course. because shirley does return the smile, if a tad contemptuously. it helps she has started to tune some details of annalee's story out, though, and has work to focus on.

at the moment: a teenaged boy that broke his arm. she examines it not even a minute before using her magic. and for as awesome as it feels, the sickening sounds of bone coming together can be heard. annalee is equally as unfazed shirley; she spends much of her time around the sick and injured.]

[key_destination]

[........Roxas doesn't even-- but Shirley does look pretty scared.]

Need help?

[thenobledie]

Someone else is dealing with it.

[key_destination]

Oh, alright. You gonna be okay once it's gone?

[thenobledie]

And why wouldn't I be?