six ✶ pixie shenanigans; video;

Jun 12, 2011 18:38

[the forge starts with a shriek of fearful surprise, and only ezio won't be surprised shirley can raise her voice, as the picture is dizzying shifts. audibly, the forge hits the floor, and the picture settles. from a skewed angle, one can see shirley.

she is standing in the clinic. on a chair. her hands are fisted a little tightly, holding the ( Read more... )

desmond miles, ezio auditore da firenze, lilly rush, roxas, zack fair, harper alexander, mei chan, !shirley, john

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teethandtonic June 12 2011, 23:06:11 UTC
[really? the first thing that pops up on his screen is a woman losing her biscuit over a goddamn bug?]

Lordy woman, user yer horse sense n'stomp the paste outta that thing. I guarandamntee it's as afraid o'your screechin' as you are of it.

[yeesh]

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thenobledie June 12 2011, 23:14:48 UTC
[STOP JUDGING HER WITH YOUR LOGIC.]

I prefer insects' organs remaining off my belongings.

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teethandtonic June 12 2011, 23:23:03 UTC
[LOGIC FOREVER]

Better they be dead organs than livin' ones though, yeah? [smirk] Leave that thing runnin' around alive and it'll probably just wait til you're asleep n'lay eggs in your ear, aha! [screwy laugh, that]

Pick your poison is what I'm sayin', ma'am!

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thenobledie June 12 2011, 23:36:07 UTC
[...good thing she doesn't sleep. shirley huffs, just slightly, and tilts her head at him.]

A valid point.

[desmond is still getting rid of it for her, though.]

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teethandtonic June 13 2011, 01:42:08 UTC
[they ought to start a club, because he doesn't either. still grinning, he tilts his head as well, intentionally mirroring her]

Most a'mine are.

Didn't catch your name! Granted, I never asked. I'm Harper.

[pffff let him! He just got here. Nuts to you guys and your screwy problems.]

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thenobledie June 13 2011, 01:54:30 UTC
[hey, she is okay with cannibals! mostly... but hey, smiling for the confidence.]

Shirley.

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teethandtonic June 13 2011, 03:18:55 UTC
Lovely.

[no, really. it's a nice name. he's not being sketchy.

like, not totally sketchy. sketchy-ish maybe. w/e]

So are you prone t'conniption fits, or are insects just a... particular fear of yours, hmm? Just curious.

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thenobledie June 13 2011, 03:30:10 UTC
[YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, WOULDN'T YOU.]

I have no fear of insects.

[which is to say: it's just the spiders that freak her out. though, centipedes and a few others could get as much of a reaction, too!]

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teethandtonic June 13 2011, 04:07:26 UTC
[MAYBE. THE MENTAL ROLODEX FOR THIS PLACE IS EMPTY SO FAR.]

HA! Insects, spiderbugs, whatever y'wanna call 'em... all the same! [at least they taste all the same. yeah, he knows. call it a moment of desperation too many decades ago.] Never understood what it was 'bout spiders that sent a woman's skirt flyin'. My lovely Milk Maiden was the same sort.

[...]

Not that it ain't a cute habit. S'more amusin' than anythin', though, no offense intended.

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thenobledie June 13 2011, 04:21:16 UTC
[well, sir. are you interesting and weirdly kind of charming. okay, would be if shirley weren't concerned about spiders. but you know, being called cute. it's been a while!]

The way they move, it's almost disturbing.

[not half as bad as when they move on you.]

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teethandtonic June 13 2011, 05:26:29 UTC
[shame, that! she IS cute!

... obvs she'd be cuter spinning slowly over a fire, but hey.]

They can't help it none. S'their nature, dear! I betcha they think that a shrieking, dancin' giant is pretty disturbing too!

[he teases, but he gets it!]

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thenobledie June 13 2011, 06:00:08 UTC
[the only eating of her he'll get a chance to do is his head between her legs.]

The smaller ones, at least.

[so her world has giant spiders... at least she is smiling again.]

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teethandtonic June 13 2011, 06:11:44 UTC
[... if that's an invite for pie, he'd probably take it]

Biggest I've seen wouldn't fit in a bloodhound's ass. [...] Mind you, that's just a fool's guess.

You've seen bigger, Shirley?

[he'll take that. at least she stopped screaming.]

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thenobledie June 13 2011, 06:18:15 UTC
[...welp.]

The size of a man, yes.

[most are probably small children size! which is still...really...concerning.]

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teethandtonic June 13 2011, 06:34:07 UTC
[yup]

Ahaha! Balderdash! Impossible creature that'd be. Where in hell's fires have you seen a spider that size, woman?

[NO SERIOUSLY. He's thinking she's either liquored up (not a bad thing) or seen some crazy-ass voodoo in her time. Either way, she's damn well got his attention.]

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thenobledie June 13 2011, 06:38:07 UTC
[balderdash, what. speak english, man... either way, she pauses and has a thoughtful moment.]

Near Donau, I believe. Most of their kind populate Tiberoa, unfortunately.

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