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May 19, 2011 21:46

[Tseng's beloved kitty Ruffles decided that playing with Rufus' forge was an excellent way to pass the time. Sadly for Rufus, it also meant that it turned on the video function. Sadly the sounds of the kitty purring drown out the sound of most of the conversation.]

It was a poor performance. [Rufus sits on the bed and crosses his legs (you'd do ( Read more... )

gilbert nightray, zack fair, river tam, kunsel, tseng, rufus shinra

Comments 54

[Video] uselesscigfiend May 20 2011, 04:57:21 UTC

[Gilbert will just stare for a moment. His cigarette is dangling from his lip like it might fall, and his golden eyes are widened in surprise.

This... this is an awfully private moment...]

You - uh - might want to turn that thing off...

[Video] machiavellisms May 20 2011, 05:16:19 UTC

[Rufus is fully clothed, actually over clothed- he couldn't have -]

Why are you talking to me?

Re: [Video] uselesscigfiend May 20 2011, 05:18:38 UTC

[But wasn't that guy just -

Shocked face goes here.]

I just didn't think you'd want it recording - you were - and what you were - talking about!

[Flailing. Lots of flailing.]

[Video] machiavellisms May 20 2011, 05:41:51 UTC

[.... Rufus looks at the post and rolls his eyes. Really, this is what you think he was talking about.]

What was wrong with what we were talking about?

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[ Voice ] (he's too shocked to text ahaha) knows_it_all May 20 2011, 13:13:24 UTC

...S-sir?

[ Voice ] machiavellisms May 21 2011, 20:55:30 UTC

Yes? [now there's no medium to belay how demanding Rufus is and how much of an asshole he can be ... Right now, there's just a mix of contempt and disbelief.]

[ Voice ] knows_it_all May 21 2011, 21:06:40 UTC

That's... [ A Turk wouldn't get caught in the act, right? ] ...what were you guys doi--er--talking about?

[ Voice ] machiavellisms May 21 2011, 21:10:07 UTC

Tseng seems to believe that his antique shower head provides enough hygiene for my tastes.

Thread 11

impossibly May 20 2011, 14:35:09 UTC

It's a kitty.

machiavellisms May 22 2011, 21:13:32 UTC

Do you want it? It serves no purpose other than to handicap.

impossibly May 23 2011, 02:23:16 UTC

Wouldn't it be funny if it got into the cupboard and chewed on all your nice ties.

machiavellisms May 23 2011, 02:30:40 UTC

That would mean you were a moth.

Thread 5

Voice i_love_squats May 20 2011, 23:10:43 UTC

[Dot. Dot. Dot.]

Huh. So that's why Tseng missed you so much. I get it now. Good for you two!

[Uh huh. Zack's mind went there.] And don't worry, Tseng; I'm sure you'll do better next time.

[Snickers, and then low, like a mutter.] Hell yeah. Always knew SOLDIER does it better.

Voice fingersloophole May 21 2011, 02:21:25 UTC

...I'm not aware of what you're referring to, Mr. Fair. Surely you know a Turk gets the job done.

Voice i_love_squats May 21 2011, 02:23:46 UTC

That's not what it sounded like to me! [Awww.] Don't worry; I've heard it happens to most guys. You know, guys that aren't in SOLDIER.

Voice fingersloophole May 21 2011, 02:55:23 UTC

The task was accomplished this morning and with much vigor. Rufus is quite satisfied now...unless you would like to come over and see if he is more pleased with your work?

[Totally innocent here. His tone is bland so surely this isn't as kinky as it sounds.]

This isn't something you can jam a pipe wrench into and have it do as you want.

Thread 23

Voice wellsuited May 21 2011, 02:40:51 UTC

S-Sirs!

[A gasp and then softer.]

Orders?

[Dispose of the witnesses, perhaps?

The many...many witnesses.]

Voice machiavellisms May 22 2011, 21:11:32 UTC

You can come and rectify the situation, if you wish.

Voice wellsuited May 23 2011, 00:47:28 UTC

[....]

Rectify?

[I mean, hey, how can she not be flattered?]

You really think I could--wait! Would that be professional?