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[chairyontop]

[It’s the video, sure. Most folks are used to seeing it here, what with all this bullshit going on at the moment, so why would John’s be any different? But instead of showing his strikingly handsome mug or his enormous, worship-worthy dick, it’s showing a pale blonde kid in baggy clothes, the kind with a fast car and a baby face, a side-ways hat

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[swordofthenorth]

It's rather painful listening to you gentlemen.

[ Nevertheless, Isley appears to be amused. ]

[ Video ]

[chairyontop]

[John here, diving through a window (and getting epically stuck so that he flops down and lands face first on the ground with a groan). Have video of him trying to get his bearings, trying to get the fuck UP, before Shitload strolls over and picks up his Forge.]

Who the fuck are you, yo? Thinkin' you're all tough and shit. You know what fuckin' gang you're runnin' against, boy?

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[swordofthenorth]

[ ...Isley laughs. LAUGHS. Oh my... my, my, my. It's been some time since anyone spoke down to him in such a manner! ]

It appears as though I'm speaking to...clowns? Yes, that does seem rather accurate.

But I forget my manners. My name is Isley. And who might you be, that I should be so leery of you?

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[chairyontop]

[Who the fuck is this guy laughing at him?]

What kinda shit you spillin' outta your grill, huh? Laughin'? Dawg, you'd betta start grovelin' while I'm feelin' nice enough to give you the chance.

[The camera angle shifts and there's a blur, a quick motion as one of Shitload's Nikes move and drives itself into John's balls. There's a strangled scream, and there's a few women here who'd probably be happy to see this.]

I'm your god, yo, but you can call me Shitload, here to take names and fuck your shit up.

[video]

[notacucumber]

[Oh, this can't be good. She's just going to look into the video.]

John? What's going on?

[video] (i wish I had an OOOWWW icon ._. )

[chairyontop]

[Don't mind John as he talks in three octaves higher than normal; Shitload's a bit of a pain in the nuts.]

N-nothing to see here, Amy! Do me a favor and go hide in a closet somewhere.

[video] (yeah, you need one for that kidn of pain D: )

[notacucumber]

What? John, no! What's going on, you sound hurt!

[video] (That kind of pain ESPECIALLY)

[chairyontop]

[Shit, you don't know the half of it.]

Nah, nothing a Kung Fu master like me can't handle. [His dick, on the other hand...shit.] Just go somewhere safe. Thought I heard Dave was here at the police HQ. Go there.

[Yeah, he lied, but only because he wants you safe, kid.]