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Feb 14, 2011 14:44

[The Forge clicks on, angled perfectly to the center of the room. A bedroom, actually. Note the bed? Yeah, I thought you did. Can’t miss it, really, not with the candles burning near it. Oh, and are blankets straightened? Maybe even -gasp-washed ( Read more... )

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[voice] sucker_punches February 14 2011, 19:51:09 UTC

[...

Just. The most unimpressed voice ever, John.]

You're not having a seizure. What the hell are you doing?

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:16:50 UTC

People who are seizing aren't generally aware of it.

[Busted, buddy.]

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:19:45 UTC

Well, I'm just a helpful seizure-er.

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:21:19 UTC

I don't see how rolling around on the ground and shouting helps anyone.

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:22:43 UTC

See, now you're aware of how serious my seizure is, and it alerts you that you should hurry up.

Oh, and beer helps with seizures. Proven fact. I read it in Popular Science, so make sure you bring some with you.

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:27:41 UTC

I'm not bringing alcohol, I'm not bringing hats for whoever you're talking about, and I'm not coming over. What is wrong with you?

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:31:07 UTC

[Still silence. Pin drop sort of silence. And then...]

What about your Hippocratic Oath!? You're going to just let me die, seizing on the floor! I'll bite my tongue off before you get to experience it! WOMEN ACROSS THE WORLD WILL WEEP!

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:35:53 UTC

[Have some silence in return. The dangerous kind.]

Excuse me?

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:37:45 UTC

[...Hm. His Penis Sense is tingling.]

Need me to repeat something? Or just describe in full detail the great ways I'm going to make you feel after you treat me for these debilitating seizures?

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:43:27 UTC

[There are no words for the disgusted sound she makes.]

I'm not interested!

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:45:31 UTC

[Oh, it takes more than that to turn him away.]

Your mouth says "no", but your eyes says "I'm bringing condoms and beer".

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:46:55 UTC

[...]

Is that what you meant by-- [Sputters.]

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:48:32 UTC

What did you think I meant? I mean, he's big enough for a top hat. You know, one of those stove-pipe fuckers that Lincoln wore.

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 07:50:48 UTC

Not by the time I'm through with it.

[Yes, she just threatened to castrate him.]

[voice] chairyontop February 15 2011, 07:53:16 UTC

The second you see it, you'll change your mind. They always do.

[voice] sucker_punches February 15 2011, 08:02:30 UTC

I'm not going to see it because I'm not going anywhere near the address you gave me.

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