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[Video] -- Sorry about the eight million privates

Jan 08, 2011 12:19

[The Forge is on, clicked and running, the camera zoomed in on a fork that’s sporting an awkwardly bent prong. There’s a figure in blue in the background, though with the video running as it is, he’s difficult to make out, more of fuzzy silhouette than anything. He’s cooking, judging from the sound of the sizzling, but with the obvious random ( Read more... )

cara, tseng, heine rammsteiner, priscilla, dawn summers, isley, malfatto, angeal hewley, !zack fair, jason todd

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[ Voice | Private ] swordofthenorth January 8 2011, 17:37:34 UTC

I have.

Did you want to discuss the dream you had?

[ Voice | Private ] i_love_squats January 8 2011, 17:46:57 UTC

[Zack wasn't sure when he had ever been so damn nervous. Ever.]

A little. But not exactly.

[Deep breath.]

So, someone wants to help train me with the dreams! Good news, huh? Two-perspectives instead of one.

[ Voice | Private ] swordofthenorth January 8 2011, 17:55:10 UTC

...First the Abyss Feeder, and now this?

[ Voice | Private ] i_love_squats January 8 2011, 18:01:22 UTC

[Shiva, this isn't going well, is it now? And here, Zack had hoped for much, much better.]

It takes the strain off you, right? I mean, I'm still going to train with you; you've helped me so much and we've come a long way in a short amount of time. It's just that, now there's another person who can help out on the off days. And since he lives with me, he can be there when you can't. It works out for all of us, right?

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[voice] jaytodd January 8 2011, 18:22:54 UTC

... and then you say my stories freak you out. You could probably make a nice horror movie outta that one.

D'you even know how to cook? I'm saying that as a concerned citizen who's not too keen on the town going up in flames because you cooked pancakes previously stuck to the ceiling.

[voice] i_love_squats January 8 2011, 18:25:06 UTC

I'm not the one getting turned into porn monsters, okay? I still think you've got the cake.

And of course I know how to cook! It's just they're lighter than I thought. And more well done... Want some?

[voice] jaytodd January 8 2011, 18:37:29 UTC

'Wasn't aware this was a competition, but we can go that way if you want. [hear the smile in his voice] Though I do have better ideas for what kind of competition this should be...

[a snort] And no, thank you. I like my food not on the ceiling.

[voice] i_love_squats January 8 2011, 18:39:24 UTC

If it's a drinking competition, count me in. I could use one right about now.

Hey! It was only up there for a second. Okay, maybe ten. At most!

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[Voice] rahl_loyalist January 8 2011, 19:01:27 UTC

Hn. At least you don't seem to be quivering pathetically this time.

[Voice] i_love_squats January 8 2011, 19:04:11 UTC

Hey! I don't "quiver"!

rahl_loyalist January 8 2011, 19:06:42 UTC

[While it can't be seen, it's obvious she's got that look on her face.]

Right. Sure.

Voice i_love_squats January 8 2011, 19:13:31 UTC

[Darn that look!]

I don't!

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Private yetsleeping January 8 2011, 19:48:25 UTC

Hm? It doesn't really matter if it's good or bad. I don't mind.

Private i_love_squats January 8 2011, 19:54:26 UTC

[He laughs, soft, a little nice.]

I was just wondering if you could tell me about Irene a little. If there's anything I should REALLY know about?

Private yetsleeping January 8 2011, 20:00:55 UTC

I'm... not really sure what you mean by that. She was the Number Two warrior in the Organization before my certification, and displaced to Number Three at that time. We called her the Quicksword because of her signature sword technique, which is better than any other I've personally witnessed. She has a level of control over her yoki that I have never seen equaled. She lost an arm in her battle with my awakened form, but currently has one of my arms as a replacement.

And she isn't my friend. She is my... [Looking for a word.] ...idol.

Private i_love_squats January 9 2011, 01:06:00 UTC

[Idol. That he understood.] So, she's kinda like how Angeal is to me? My idol and mentor?

[He smiled, warm. Happy.] I'm glad to hear that.

Voice malfattore January 8 2011, 20:40:47 UTC

Oddly enough, poorly prepared food can contribute to equally poor sleeping habits.

Just an observation.

Voice i_love_squats January 9 2011, 01:07:47 UTC

Hey! I can prepare food just fine! And my sleeping habits are because of this place more than anything. I've had these dreams since I got here,

Voice malfattore January 9 2011, 01:34:14 UTC

You know, Zack, I've got a few treatments that may be helpful to you. Natural things, nothing harmful.

Interested?

{Honestly, he's just enjoying tormenting the guy more than anything now. Sigh.}

Voice i_love_squats January 10 2011, 19:25:47 UTC

[Troll.]

Nah, nah. I'm fine, thanks. Got a couple folks working with me on it as we speak.