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25. [Video]

Jan 07, 2011 23:07

Hey bitches!

[Behold a screenful of Jennifer's lovely, and lovingly made up, face. Her hair is perfect, her skin is perfect, her eyes are sparkling and she's got cherry red lips, currently being licked by her very own tongue. She wiggles her eyebrows.]So, I understand there's been some funny rumors or talk or whatever about yours truly. As it ( Read more... )

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[ Video ] velvet_zealot January 8 2011, 04:30:16 UTC

[ Have a disapproving stare at that generalization, Jennifer. ]

[ Video ] oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 04:54:34 UTC

Okay, you are not a headlight chasing dog. I thought that was obvious.

[ Video ] velvet_zealot January 8 2011, 05:00:19 UTC

[ Maybe it was, but it still pleases him to hear you say it. ]

You're very disdainful toward men... Why is that, anyway?

[ Video ] oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 05:02:51 UTC

Well... for one thing, they keep stabbing me to death.

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[private | and for a darn good reason!] ignite_the_sky January 8 2011, 04:35:06 UTC

I don't care if you have to sedate her to get her to go with you, but could you please please please take my Lieute-- Riza Hawkeye with you? You probably won't be able to get her into anything backless or strappy, but she could definitely use the female interaction.

And if you're able to get her to go along, could you try to get it through her head that she isn't unattractive? She can be incredibly stubborn when she wants to be...

...just don't tell her I asked you to.

[private | jkdnkjnsda amazing] oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 05:10:10 UTC

What is this, some kind of stealth makeover project?

Sure, I can swing it.

[private | when in doubt, seek help from a master] ignite_the_sky January 8 2011, 05:15:00 UTC

Pretty much. She doesn't get out much and spends most of her time around men so she tends to be rather... lacking in femininity.

I don't doubt your ability for a moment.

[private | /)_(\] oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 05:47:50 UTC

Ever try giving her a high heeled uniform?

[What? WHAT.]

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[cannibals only] no boys allowed >( ladyofthesouth January 8 2011, 04:42:17 UTC

It's so good to see your zest for life returned, Jennifer! I think I'd like to take you upon your offer. It's been a while.

I'm curious about this other engagement of yours, though... miniskirts, is it?

[cannibals only] None! oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 05:07:01 UTC

Not gonna lie, I'm feeling pretty badass.

So, looking for something tight and red to highlight your awesome legs?

[cannibals only] except as snacks ladyofthesouth January 8 2011, 05:43:40 UTC

[She laughs, and there's a sound like her clapping her hands together.]

Wonderful! We should go as soon as possible I think, yes?

Ah... do you think that would be all right? I'll admit I haven't bothered with anything tight since I shed my uniform. Small things can be... impractical for me.

But it does sound intriguing.

[cannibals only] damn right oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 05:50:17 UTC

Whatever, you're like eight feet tall and you never show it off. While that is totally fine by me because no MILF should go shedding her light all in my area, for you it is a tragic turn of events.

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[video] inpiecesofcloud January 8 2011, 07:32:48 UTC

I wanna come, Nicheck! Can I! Girls only!

[She may have had a little too much sugar because she's... bouncing. And clapping.]

[video] oopsiatehim January 8 2011, 20:13:08 UTC

Sure you can, can't see why not!

[Smirky smirk.]

We'll get you some pink shit, it'll be great.

[video] inpiecesofcloud January 9 2011, 00:07:00 UTC

Yay! Do I get to dress nice for when we go, too? I have a pretty dress that Ken-chan got me! It has polka dots!

[reaction] stray_gunner January 8 2011, 07:34:38 UTC

[He didn't say anything, but he totally just threw his Forge at the wall.]