Around this time of year, back on my home world, there's one country defrosting dead birds and making stuffing out of bread to give thanks to what-the-fuck-ever. Used to be it was a day of giving thanks to God, but these days it's more about thanking people for your game consoles and your shiny new car. How evolved we've all become
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Haven't seen you around before. Let me guess, you're among the newer-than-new.
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Anyway, just the usual. Working, building helicopters, foraging for band-aids. You need to cut your nails, by the way.
You still experimenting with that fire thing?
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And fuck you, my nails are fine.
I'm always experimenting. What time do you get off?
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And yeah, well, my arms disagree with you on that one.
Shouldn't I be asking you that?
KIDDING don't throw anything at me. I'm off early tonight. Actually, I was wondering if you could drop by and test something with me. You can set shit on fire, it'll be great.
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Hope you're taking this opportunity to be grateful I didn't show up with the ability to throw shit through LCD screens.
If not, you should start. We can even have a moment of silence.
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Mmm, Dismas is... that place where the stairs lead to, isn't it? The ones that go underground?
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That's the place. I hear it's not safe for "decent folk." You know how it is.
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Ah, that kind. Have you explored that far yet?
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Do I seem indecent?
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...What country was it?
[Yep, he's trying to figure out if this person might be from Auldrant too. It's possible, right?]
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I guess in the spirit of things I should thank you for coming to help me the other day. I really appreciated it.
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And don't worry about it. Glad you got through.
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...oh, sorry! I'm rambling now. Really, I just wanted to say thanks, and that I hope I can make it up to you some day. Even if you think I don't need to.
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Anyway. Ramble all you want. You don't owe me anything.
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