[Jennifer appears onscreen, sprawled out on her pink pink bed again, in probably the world's most itty-bitty pajama shorts and tank top. She looks. Very bored, and very blah... but otherwise, quite stunning and healthy.]
Not that I want to be all insensitive to your dramatic videos and robot deathmatches and shit like that, but I found this iPod in the Found Goods store? And I need a charger. It's got songs on it and everything, which is clearly a sign that some kind of badass deity was reading my pink paper for that thing with the bamboo.
Found a twinkie, too, but I guess that twinkie guy is gone.
Other than that? Cross out life. I'm so bored I can't take it. This place needs more happy recreational shit. Not that I'm against frequent shopping trips to buff up one's wardrobe, but there's got to be sooooomething else to do.
Whatever. Luciela, get your wardrobe right yet?
[Private to Luciela]
So, what are you exactly?