text, then video

[onetoignite]

So, right, let me get this straight. We were being robbed by ghost orphans? Should I feel bad for setting that doll on fire now, because I don't, really. I mean, they were stealing smokes and all.

Whatever the hell a ghost needs cigarettes for.

Anyway, the rest of you lot should be celebrating. We've got a birthday today!

[Video time! Remember

Comments

[subrusticus_xiv]

[ He will stare. And hope Komui doesn't get any ideas. ]

That thing...is it eating?

[voice] always

[subrusticus_xiv]

(sorry.)

[text!] always ;D

[onetoignite]

Of course it is. Everything eats.

Well, most things eat.

[Voice] because I doubt his texting is up-to-par XP

[subrusticus_xiv]

But it's a machine...

(text)

[sandrocker]

...I would think you should feel a little bad. [Hello, Matt. He's here to be your conscience now.]

Impressive robot, though. Did you build it by yourself?

(text)

[onetoignite]

Did you miss the bit where they stole cigarettes? I'd like to emphasize that point, for emphasis.

And yeah, of course I did. I guess I could have made it look a little nicer, though.

(text)

[sandrocker]

They're doing your health a favor, anyway.

It's a little bulky but not bad at all. Prototype?

[voice]

[firebornfidelis]

What is that? Is there a real dog in there?

[text]

[onetoignite]

Christ, I hope not. That'd be an awkward fit.

It's a machine.

[voice]

[firebornfidelis]

It looks like it's alive. How can a machine eat?

Voice - i see what you did there.

[wellsuited]

...Why would you name a dog 'Salty'?

Text - you saw nothing!

[onetoignite]

Ask Namine, she's the one who picked it.

[ voice ]

[lonestray]

[Remember how Scar has never seen anything more complicated than a radio in his life? Yeah. He's just going to stare at your robot dog now.]

...H-how in the hell?

[ text ]

[onetoignite]

That would take a long time to explain, actually.