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[oopsiatehim]

Guess who got a new jooob!

[Well, judging from that sing-song voice and how she's preening in front of the camera wearing some kind of tight, black, cigarette girl costume, it's probably Jennifer with the new job.]

I work on commission plus salary at the Casino, so remember to come buy my cigars.

[At which point she picks up a cigar and pretends

Comments

TEXT. gdi.

[onetoignite]

Weird, I always thought you'd work right next to the casino.

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[oopsiatehim]

What?

Are you calling me a hooker?

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[onetoignite]

No, no of course not.

I'm calling you a potential hooker. Consider it a narrowly missed opportunity.

[oopsiatehim]

Yeah, I wasn't exactly trying to catch that hot op, you know?

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[cop_for_one_day]

You. Shut up.

[It's quiet, but more along the lines of a low growl than a shout.]

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[oopsiatehim]

[UNIMPRESSED.]

God. How about no? I know we're not in America anymore, but I'll still say what I want.

[earned_my_eyes]

You don't know what our "dear friends" would want.

[oopsiatehim]

Yeah, well I wasn't talking about you. Brothers are different!

[earned_my_eyes]

Then, enlighten me and tell me what you think my brother would want.

[oopsiatehim]

Probably wouldn't want you to mope. That's the usual sibling schtick or so I hear.

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[jaytodd]

[Jason stared. Then sniggered.
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Gods know I'm a bastard, but you take the cake. I'm almost impressed.

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[oopsiatehim]

Well, maybe if they weren't so oversensitive...

[i_love_squats]

Look, I know you're kinda trying to cheer us up, but can you not use our friends being missing as a sale pitch. Makes some of us uncomfortable.

[oopsiatehim]

Who said I was trying to make you feel better? Your friends aren't my problem.

You're not the only one who's ever lost something. You don't see me lying around, bemoaning my terrible fate. Shit happens. That's life, and it sucks.