Guess who got a new jooob!
[Well, judging from that sing-song voice and how she's preening in front of the camera wearing
some kind of tight, black, cigarette girl costume, it's probably Jennifer with the new job.]
I work on commission plus salary at the Casino, so remember to come buy my cigars.
[At which point she picks up a cigar and pretends to smoke it.]
Oh, riiiight, some people have lost some friends and shit. Sorry about that. I totally sympathize. But you know, people go missing. I'm not saying it's not a big tragedy or whatever? I'm just saying, your dear friends wouldn't want you to sit around moping and staring at the very-cloudy-sad sky!
But they would really want you to come down and buy my goods.