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[clawofsin]

I still say they're not doing this whole carnival thing right, but I think I could get used to 'em here. Especially if they're giving out free food... I'm guessin' to make up for this goddamn stupid matchmaking racket.

And if I find out the son of a bitch that put my name in, we're gonna have a nice one on one chat together. Unless it was Elena,

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Toto, I choose you! Toto uses love beam~

[licksyoursin]

What did Owl do?

CREEPIEST POKEMON EVER

[clawofsin]

Sakura.

...are you followin' me around now or something, you little weirdo?

Quick! Catch it, before it uses stalk!

[licksyoursin]

Is that a girl? [curious mockingbird is curious]

How rude. I'm not following you. I am just keeping in contact~☆

/throws things at it. am i doing it right?

[clawofsin]

Yeah, it's a girl. She's the only one keepin' us alive here. I didn't think he was that grateful.

...Is that what you're doing.

[So flat. So unimpressed with you, Toto. But mostly just weirded out.]

[yetsleeping]

...

I shouldn't have given you those cupcakes. You've been acting strange ever since.

[clawofsin]

How many times do I have to tell you, I'm fine. Jeez, what's with you?

[yetsleeping]

Nothing's wrong with me!

[clawofsin]

...we're gonna have to agree to disagree on that one.

What are you complaining about all of a sudden?

Voice

[wellsuited]

Of course I didn't! You don't honestly think I'd use a middleman to set you up on a date, do you? That would cut into my profits!

Voice

[clawofsin]

You know I don't give a shit about your profits, right?

You better not be lyin' to me.

Voice

[wellsuited]

But I do. So as your manager, if I find out who did it? I'm suing. Before or after you beat them up, it doesn't matter.

Voice

[clawofsin]

Well, if you're all right with suing a corpse, I don't care as long as you leave me out of it. That's just what I need, is gettin' lawyers involved.

Voice

[applelimber]

[Have the sound of some raucous laughter.

Might mean something. Might not.]

Voice

[clawofsin]

[GO AWAY HELEN]

I didn't know they were giving Forges out to hyenas now.

Voice

[applelimber]

Have fun on your little date. Maybe he'll even have bigger muscles than you do.

[ voice annnnd private ] >8D

[lonestray]

[He sounds perfectly deadpan when he speaks, though honestly he is flailing a little bit.]

Please refrain from cutting me in half when next we see each other. I can assure you I did not put my name into that machine.

[Translation? The "date" with your girlfriend was totally not my fault. Don't kill me.]

[ PRIVATE VOICE ] lshjsa poor scar

[clawofsin]

Oh. It's you.

[A little pause. And then some unpleasant laughter!]

You got some balls to just come out and say that to me, you know that? Just what did you expect me to do to you?

[ PRIVATE VOICE ] XD to be completely honest, he's terrified

[lonestray]

[That laughter bothers him so much sometimes. So much like Kimbley's...

But hell if he'd let it show.] It's safer than saying it to you in person, don't you think? And just what I just requested you not to do. Or something of that nature. I'd rather have all my limbs intact.

[A sigh]

All we did was go on a balloon ride.

You really don't have anything to worry about. It's obvious to anyone how important you are to her. [Yeah, even to Mr. Socially Incompetent, come on, Senji]

[ PRIVATE VOICE ] man. i would be too, frankly

[clawofsin]

[Okay now he's not laughing.]

Is that obvious?

You're pretty fuckin' smart not saying that to my face, buddy. I ought to gut you just for saying that. You're lucky you caught me in a good mood.

[...yeah, let that sink in for a second.]

Just a balloon ride? Really?