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002. [voice]

Feb 15, 2010 17:06

It seems we have another murder on our hands, is that right? Well, before you all run around, scrambling like headless chickens just remember that I, Erika Furudo, am on the case! But if you still feel the need to then please, do so; what sort of third-rate mystery would this be without people dissolving into tears, complete with snot-nosed ( Read more... )

!erika furudo, rami aikawa, arthur pendragon

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voice. 1/2 mercyrule February 15 2010, 23:15:26 UTC

What the hell. Are you serious? What is with this place --

voice. mercyrule February 15 2010, 23:18:49 UTC

Listen, you bratty little Girl Scout, I don't know what's going on, but either way, you're not doing anyone any favors by going on like this. If you think you've got it all figured out, you should probably spend less time talking about it, and more time actually fixing the goddamn problem.

[voice] trolldesue February 15 2010, 23:46:11 UTC

Like I care about that; I'm just the detective. The only thing I care about is solving riddles and intellectually raping you harebrained little wimps until your half-wit reasoning is flattened into squash.

Watching you squirm like the dirty, vile worms you are and scramble about, excreting in terror is far too amusing! Why would I want to pull the curtain on such a glorious show...?

[voice] mercyrule February 16 2010, 00:18:59 UTC

[ did she really just ]

Intellectually rapi --

[ she cuts off with an indignant, huffy breath ]

What are you, five? You've got some mouth on you, kid.

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supercilious February 16 2010, 01:10:31 UTC

Is this another story, or do you genuinely believe that?

[voice] trolldesue February 16 2010, 01:12:56 UTC

I don't know what you're talking about. Please, do elaborate.

[voice] supercilious February 16 2010, 01:20:05 UTC

Sorry, I'll talk slowly. You are the little girl who was telling stories previously, yes? I was just wondering how you were coming to such definite conclusions about the murders.

[voice] trolldesue February 16 2010, 01:27:22 UTC

There's no way I would waste my valuable time telling stories.

How is it that I can come to such definite conclusions, you ask? It is because I am a detective, of course!

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i_love_squats February 16 2010, 06:58:02 UTC

Do you really believe in this, or are you making a joke out of it?

[voice] trolldesue February 16 2010, 07:22:17 UTC

What makes you think I'm joking around? The detective is always serious and I, Erika Furudo, am just that!