002. [voice]

Feb 15, 2010 17:06

It seems we have another murder on our hands, is that right? Well, before you all run around, scrambling like headless chickens just remember that I, Erika Furudo, am on the case! But if you still feel the need to then please, do so; what sort of third-rate mystery would this be without people dissolving into tears, complete with snot-nosed blubbering, and screaming brokenly like banshee over the loss of their loved ones? There is no such thing, because I've proclaimed it to be so! We should throw in suicide, too; it's much more entertaining a story that way, don't you think so, everyone? What was the name of the pathetic little man who was sniveling like a complete crybaby before running off to kill himself, again? *cackle*

It's fairly obvious that our killer is out to get us, and that he may in fact be one of us as well. No, in actuality, please assume that he is one of us; it's ridiculous to even believe otherwise, given the overwhelming evidence slated toward this conclusion. Furthermore, it's simple enough to piece together an MO if we are to assume that the first victim was one of us as well; perhaps our killer simply wanted to throw us off of an established pattern by choosing someone we would likely assume was a native, simply because we were unaware of their existence. Humans truly are foolish creatures aren't they, only taking into consideration what they personally know to be the truth, overriding all else just because it hasn't entered into their puny little brains. An entire world exists outside your pathetic, insubstantial existences, you know. *giggle**giggle*

And so, because of the above statements, this line of reasoning is possible for Erika Furudo. What do you think, everyone?

!erika furudo, rami aikawa, arthur pendragon

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