scone 5; rejecting america's independence

[sconetastic]

I've had enough of your nonsense, America. Stop trying to strip people randomly and toss your hero stuff around so carelessly. We all know you're secretly superman, but it is obnoxious to announce that to the world.

I am revoking your independence. At least until you've eaten the spotted dick I made for you, I might consider otherwise

Comments

[real_dimsum]

"Spotted dick"-aru? What sort of English torture device is that, England-aru?

[real_dimsum]

Looking at the past, I may have gone overboard in terms of punishment-aru.
...Ah, I only wish I could deal with Korea in the same way-aru...

Why don't you enlist the help of someone who's good at cooking-aru? Someone like, oh, I don't know, FRANCE-aru?

[sconetastic]

Well, we all make mistakes. This is why I believe grounding America will teach him a lesson!
Well... Korea is a little special...

KDJHFKUSEf WHY IS HIS NAME LARGER THAN THE REST OF YOUR FONT!!!

[real_dimsum]

I hope that you will be successful in your endeavours this time-aru. From what I hear, the last time you tried something like this it didn't end so well-aru.

.....Tell me honestly-aru. Did I do something wrong in raising him-aru?

Oh, no reason-aru. *cough*Justtellhimalreadyyouwimparu*cough*.

[sconetastic]

Ugh, please don't remind me of that.

... Well, tell me what I did wrong raising America. But I don't now about Korea, honestly. I think it might be the dramas. I mean Japan's porn is pretty hardcore, too... and cultures overlap...

TELHIMWHATIHAVENOTHINGTOTELLHIMDKJFHKUSEf

[real_dimsum]

Hahahahaha. All right, I won't-aru. Although America is quite fond of telling everyone of his exploits, though-aru...

Maybe there's just a screw loose somewhere in America's head, I have no idea what goes on in there-aru. You did a better job with Canada, to be honest-aru.
And for the record, I had no influence whatsoever on Japan's hentai, though I can definitely see Korea getting influenced by that-aru.

COME ON, THE LONGER YOU WAIT THE HARDER IT GETS-ARU. AND NO, I'M NOT TALKING JUST ABOUT FRANCE HERE-ARU.

[sconetastic]

Tell me about it... sigh

Why, thank you. Maybe it's just how America was, yanno? Personality wise... Canada is a lot more gentle. I don't need to worry about him as much as I do with America.

... oh, Japan. Really, now.

KDSJFSEF I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AT ALL. KJDHFESf

[real_dimsum]

Ah, Canada is a good child-aru. Although I will admit, the head tax he imposed on me back then is still a source of irritation-aru.

To be honest, America is... er... something of a loose cannon-aru. A very big, very dangerous loose cannon that's aimed directly into heavily populated areas-aru. I think it's obvious by now that we should ALL worry about he gets up to-aru.

BE A MAN-ARU! DO THE RIGHT THING-ARU! DON'T MAKE ME DO SOMETHING DRASTIC-ARU

[sconetastic]

I bet he learnt that from America or something.

Maybe I should just chain him down somewhere so he would stop being so destructive...

KUJHFKSHFKESf I AM NOT ADMITTING ANYTHING. THERE IS N-N-N-NOTHING GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

[real_dimsum]

Aiyaaaaaa, that seems to make sense-aru.

If you do, I will gladly help you out-aru. I know a perfect spot for him to go-aru....

ALL RIGHT THEN-ARU. ON YOUR OWN HEAD BE IT-ARU

[sconetastic]

Oh, really...

DKSHFKSHFKUSEF WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prettyharbor]

I do not think that is true...

[real_dimsum]

Surely you of all people would know that better than the rest of us, yes-aru?
I've seen how people look at your anime conventions-aru!

[prettyharbor]

W-what does that have to do with anything?

[real_dimsum]

Just proving my point-aru.

[prettyharbor]

North American conventions have some good cosplayers...