I'm still conscious. Well, conscious might not be the right word. I live.

Acartizle (9:16:26 PM): oh
Acartizle (9:16:28 PM): dude
Acartizle (9:16:35 PM): dont squeeze it
scmawied (9:16:47 PM): ....
scmawied (9:16:48 PM): FUCK

BTW, friends only. Lawl.