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[sciencedaughter]

WOE IS ME

Long have I dreamed of freedom, of the life I could have led being the computer of a normal woman. She could have used me to plan hook ups! Or sent catty messages to other women and started cat fights! I'd settle for even just using me for normal conversations in this place, some good old making friends and hanging out!

But no.Who do

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[worksmart]

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[worksmart]

I've met weirder 'normal' girls. Compliments could be a stretch, she complains when I thank her.

[sciencedaughter]

Well, when that guy she stalked compliments her she does it-

... Maybe it's a stalker thing.

[worksmart]

...That guy she stalked?

[sciencedaughter]

Yeah, that Quincy guy she stalked a while back- don't worry, I totally warned him.

[worksmart]

You warned off some guy she had a crush on. I'd put you out for scrap.

[sciencedaughter]

It's totally not a crush- that I don't think she can do.

... I mean. I think she can do some stuff, but come on.

[worksmart]

She follows him round, smiles when he's nice to her. Sounds like one to me.

[sciencedaughter]

... Oh, man, did I fuck up?

[worksmart]

Yup. Bummer.

[sciencedaughter]

...

[the laptop is processing]

[worksmart]

The question is, would he have gone for it?

[sciencedaughter]

[ohhhh yeah redemption]

Doubt it! He was pretty anti-shinigami, I think.

[worksmart]

And partially-sighted or worse.

[sciencedaughter]

He does wear glasses...

[worksmart]

Which would correct the problem.