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☩ fünfzehn ☩
Forty Seven years and three days ( Read more... ) -
☩ vierzehn ☩
You can't eat me you dumbasses. End discussion. -
☩ dreizehn ☩
Alright you serfs, you've all had more than enough time to recover from the pirate bullshit and this treasure crap's not going to happen so stop bothering with it. More importantly, I noticed a huge amount of you idiots don't even know what the hell Europe is let alone my language and culture and that's got to chance since I am now your country ( Read more... ) -
☩ zwölf ☩
Another job done! Thanks to me and the rest of the Legion, I guess.
Hey, uh... anyone seen Hungary? Big ugly bestial looking thing in dresses, probably has hairy legs. Usually carries a frying pan.
Bet she ran back to that pansy Austria. Yeah, well. GOOD RIDDANCE! Tch. Useless.
( [ Private to Legion ] ) -
☩ elf ☩
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF SOELDEI
As your Nation, and because I am just that amazing, I have dealt with this wacko Japanese killer. Fear not as she is safely out of harms way and shall be forever! Thanks to me, because I am awesome like that so you better be thankful you assholes ( Read more... ) -
☩ zehn ☩
Once again the city council proves itself completely useless. Great job, really. Your citizens must be proud. Who the hell would let pirates step a single foot onto this place? Have they no regard for their citizens? It seems not. And here you jerks thought I was the idiot. Hah! Hahahahaha ( Read more... ) -
☩ neun ☩
Well, they don't want to come to shore and they don't want to be approached. Hey, Lithuania. Need to talk.
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☩ acht ☩
Everyone should stay away from Hungary. That bitch is crazy, be warned. If you don't know what she looks like, well... She's Hungarian, and usually has a frying pan on hand.
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☩ seiben☩
The fourteenth, huh.
Another dumb holiday. You stupid serfs and your stupid sissy love crap. Does anyone even remember what it originally meant? I doubt it. You're all uneducated brats. -
☩ sechs ☩
Well come on great council of the city, why haven't you called Martial Law yet? Have you seen the disaster this place has fallen into so quickly, or do you not care? Isn't the Legion the Law enforcers? Yeah, some leaders you guys are. Everyone will be dead, or suicidal at this rate assholes ( Read more... )