Today was so hot. So utterly ridiculously hot. So hot that when I got home this afternoon, I stripped down to my underwear and holed myself up in the office with the door shut. Because why leave the door open and vaguely air condition the whole apartment when you can lock yourself in one room with an air conditioner and kind of air condition ( Read more... )

So Dan and I are moving to Providence on Monday. Yay ( Read more... )

It's my birthday. 22. I'm getting old.

I started off my morning by watching Rev. Jeremiah Wright make a speech about the attack on the Black Church. Now I'm sitting on my bed wearing high heels. Because I want to. Ahh, the life ( Read more... )

I have a long-standing history of attacking boys' heads with scissors and/or clippers. Tonight was certainly no different.

But now I have the haircutting itch and need to stop myself from attacking my own head as I'm growing my hairs out.

How's that for an update after more than 2 months of silence? SILENCE.

This year, I've finally done what I've always wanted to do. I've started a vegetable garden. I started various seeds indoors in April. The problem is that now I have too many. I have about 10 summer squash and pattypan squash seedlings that are most likely going to go to waste. So if any of you are interested in them, you're welcome to them ( Read more... )

For the record, I hate writing cover letters. But now that I'm 21, I feel like I have to. Annoying ( Read more... )

It's my birthday! Hoorah! I'm 21!

I went to Viva/Paragon (because I really am that classy) for dinner and my midnight drink last night. They were carding at the door and it was 11:15 p.m. Either the bouncer didn't know what day it was or he figured I'd be legal soon enough. Either way, I got carded! And passed ( Read more... )

This is a comment that was just left on my myspace page ( Read more... )

First of all, I called my mom and told her that I was all packed and ready to go. As an April Fool's joke. Oh, I'm awful. Secondly, this is how the end of the conversation went ( Read more... )

I am a mope factory!

I manufacture mope!

I can't help it!

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