Jesus struck Japan with a mighty earthquake because Japanese people don't believe in the grace and compassion of Christ.

Clearly.

Every time Hollywood makes a movie about boxing it's stupid, wrong, and upsetting ( Read more... )

I'm debating between new places to try for lunch, reading reviews on UrbanSpoon, when I stumble upon this gem ( Read more... )

Tablet PCs are stupid. They only appeal to goofy white people. I have a smartphone and a laptop--I don't need that minuscule gap bridged.

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Every couple of years, a band comes along and releases something totally fresh and new, that completely ruins my shit.

Fitz and the Tantrums - MoneyGrabber, you fucking ruin my shit.

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Listen to the song at least three times. It gets better every time I hear it.

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I'm thankful for my high metabolism, Sennheiser headphones, pretty girls, the sound of rainfall, Peyton Manning's right arm, William Faulkner's mind, New York pizza, America's triumph in WWII, laughing with good friends, coffee on frigid afternoons, broken parking meters, Ortho Tri-Cyclen, concert encores, warm summer evenings, my big strong brain ( Read more... )

1. Go to Google maps.
2. Go to "Get Directions"
3. Type Japan as the start location.
4. Type China as the end location.
5. Scroll down to direction #43

I don't understand why the idiotic, cross-dressing villains in Scooby Doo always act surprised when they get caught ( Read more... )