✿二十九

[scentofbauhinia]

[Having received a pretty huge crate in the mail, Hong Kong's found himself with a slightly troublesome new pet to take care of. Throughout the morning, passersby or neighbours would probably have heard the odd banging or crashing noise coming from 767 Bunker Street, which could easily just be blamed on Shiro or Charles, but still, they've been

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B

[pinkplumblossom]

...That's a lot of meat. Are you throwing a party?

[scentofbauhinia]

[pause] ...Yeah. Sort of.

Last big feast before winter thing y'know. My old clans people used to do it. [the lies hong kong, the lies]

[pinkplumblossom]

I've never heard of a tradition like that.

[scentofbauhinia]

Course you wouldn't. It's one of my oldest ones and my first inhabitants were very secretive. [the secretive part is true at least]

B

[nonconsplay]

*Waifu is looking at you like this, husbando.*

[scentofbauhinia]

...What is it? [feigning ignorance

i-is this about the antics on the kitchen table the other day]

[nonconsplay]

*No. Let us never speak of them again. ...until they actually do it.* What are you doing?

[scentofbauhinia]

...Just bringing in the groceries, y'know.

B

[decadenzas]

[lmao HK, even Charles is grossed out by this much excess] What the hell is wrong with you?

[scentofbauhinia]

You need blood. I need meat. It's an illness really.

[decadenzas]

That's certainly no illness I've ever heard of.

[scentofbauhinia]

Well, it's real.

If I don't get enough steak I go on a murderous rampage. [yep, this is definitely the face of someone who would do such a thing]

A

[thatsnotaknife]

Goin' fishing?

[scentofbauhinia]

Yeah. Or gonna try to anyway.

...I was gonna call you about a regain I got actually.

[thatsnotaknife]

Oh yeah? [Goes up the porch and sits down, poking at the net.]

[scentofbauhinia]

[finishing off some knots or something] Yeah.

It's an animal. Kind of a big one...

B

[lotuslife]

[nope don't mind me just spying on you]

[scentofbauhinia]

[always spying viet

lookit all this excess food, lookit

you'd think there was a just trunk full of it, but oh no look, he's picking up some stuff from the back seat now too]

[lotuslife]

[just watching

oh god so much meat she could make so many things with that much meat...]

[scentofbauhinia]

...I suppose if all this doesn't get eaten before the sell-by I'll have to throw it away. [trollololol]