✿二十九

[scentofbauhinia]

[Having received a pretty huge crate in the mail, Hong Kong's found himself with a slightly troublesome new pet to take care of. Throughout the morning, passersby or neighbours would probably have heard the odd banging or crashing noise coming from 767 Bunker Street, which could easily just be blamed on Shiro or Charles, but still, they've been

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[nonconsplay]

*Waifu is looking at you like this, husbando.*

[scentofbauhinia]

...What is it? [feigning ignorance

i-is this about the antics on the kitchen table the other day]

[nonconsplay]

*No. Let us never speak of them again. ...until they actually do it.* What are you doing?

[scentofbauhinia]

...Just bringing in the groceries, y'know.

[nonconsplay]

Groceries? Who-- who do you expect to eat all of that meat?

[scentofbauhinia]

...Me? [...yeah even he couldn't eat that much]

[nonconsplay]

Even you can't eat that much meat!

[scentofbauhinia]

I could. Especially after vigorous activity. [coughcoughcough]

[nonconsplay]

*Ignoring that. Ignoring that!* ...not even then!

[scentofbauhinia]

[durhurhur] You can't make that assumption if you haven't seen what I'm like after that kind of stuff.

[nonconsplay]

*She is trying to steer this conversation AWAY from kitchen table shenanigans, HK!* Erk--

--of course I can! Nobody's appetite increases that much!

[scentofbauhinia]

[you're the one making the assumption that he means that sort of thing, sawako, shame on you] Erk?

It's true. I'm not human, remember. [yeah forget that he hasn't regained being a nation yet and whatnot]

[nonconsplay]

*Because he totally is!*

That's true, I guess... but I don't think I've ever seen you eat anywhere near this much.

[scentofbauhinia]

[long pause

he supposes it's only fair that he tells the people who are going to have to share living space with his new pet]

...It's for a regain I got this morning.

[nonconsplay]

*Blink.

This face.* Eh?

[scentofbauhinia]

...New pet.