✿三十二

[scentofbauhinia]

[Hong Kong's first day at his new job as a banker. Yes, being a barber was interesting, but this is relevant to his interests and much more of the kind of thing he's used to.

In other words: money.

You can find him in his office at the bank, wearing what is probably a horribly expensive suit. Which he's wearing in a rather obvious triad-esque fashion

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[decadenzas]

[o-oh... oh ow how uncool HK, he just wanted to visit like a nice not!son and grab some lollipops from the front teller line and you are being the rudest not!dad ever.

hope you enjoy being hefted into the air, chair and all. throwing people out windows won't kill them, right...] I wonder how difficult it will be for you to get blood out of that suit.

[decadenzas]

Feeding the ducks today is fine, but I refuse to house any more animals.

[since obviously he's the one really running the house and all. hopping off his perch on the desk and ambling to poke around the office files while talking now.] When is your shift over?

[scentofbauhinia]

And by refuse you actually mean yes.

[checks the clock on the wall] In about half an hour. They won't notice if I leave early though.

[decadenzas]

Let's get this done and over with, then. [not bothering to wait as per usual. once out in the hallway he turns and calls back with:] And by refuse, I mean refuse.

[scentofbauhinia]

[grabs a loaf of bread from the filing cabinet (fffff) and follows] I don't think so. You like cute animal things.

[decadenzas]

[why...

nabs the entire front desk bowl of candy on the way out]

Just because I haven't thrown all the cats out onto the street yet doesn't mean I have an affinity for everything small and fuzzy.

[scentofbauhinia]

[walking walking walking out onto the street and towards the park]

You'd be one of those disgruntled looking little fluffball bats. [lmao such an intellectual topic]

[decadenzas]

[LIKE THIS? he looks mildly offended at the thought]

I most certainly would not. We don't resemble bats very closely to begin with.

[scentofbauhinia]

[hehehehehe ;u;]

You're more like a bat than the average eperson though.

[decadenzas]

That doesn't mean I turn into one, idiot.

[scentofbauhinia]

No. Just saying if you were an animal, that's what you'd be.

...Although if you did turn into a bat you'd be one like that.

[decadenzas]

You aren't going to pick something utterly creative like a vampire bat? It'd fit better. [stops just before the entrance to the park because obviously this is a very serious matter and needs to be treated as such!!] I'm not a small, fluffy anything. I'm a predator and my form is befitting of one.

[scentofbauhinia]

[thinks over that sarcastic suggestion... and shakes his head] No...

You'd definitely be one of those moody little nippy ones. Maybe those ones that roll themselves up in leaves. You wouldn't have to socialise with anyone then and you could push the other ones out. [lmao so well thought out HK]

[decadenzas]

[it...it definitely sounds plausible. he already kicks people out of beds, that is practically the same thing.

but he's still going to deny it anyway. condescending armpat...] It's all right, I know this must be a difficult concept for people outside of the species to be able to grasp.

[scentofbauhinia]

You're only being condescending now because you know I'm right. [fff

walking walking ahhh he can hear some quacking already]

[decadenzas]

If it makes you feel better to think that, then by all means... [ooo ducky noises

not that he's anything but reluctant]