scary_kittencat

XD

scary_kittencat Nov 24, 2008 04:16

10 minutes after I update my OK Cupid profile, I got a message from a girl.

Not only does she look stunning, but we like the same stuff and think on the same level.

Shit, why didn't she spring up earlier?

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scary_kittencat Nov 23, 2008 01:44

( You're fucking dumped you drunk skank! )

lol photos

scary_kittencat Nov 22, 2008 23:06

( CLICK. THIS SHIT IS TOTALLY CASH. )

Sewwwwww..

scary_kittencat Nov 21, 2008 03:54

I wanna go to Sydney again. And not visit Marko. But still visit a Caity. I'm not sure when, but I'll take a train up. With beer. And hookers.

(Caityyyy we should go to a girl bar. Can we?)

I love beer. mmhmm stuff of the gods it is.

I really, really want your long, hot vote.

scary_kittencat Nov 18, 2008 01:46

SYDNEY (AFP) - Australia is about to get a new entry into national politics -- a party devoted to sex ( Read more... )

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How to be cute in a maths exam, 1#

scary_kittencat Nov 06, 2008 23:51

Q: If Z1= -y30, Z2= 908, Z3= -y809 and Z4= 23, please correctly work out Z1+ Z2/Z3 + Z4 showing all working out

A: There are too many Z's. I think the sum is sleeping

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Self Assurance.

scary_kittencat Oct 17, 2008 11:42

I can do this costume.

I just hope I don't bugger up the latex mold, run out of materials and lose.

Wah, and I have to do well on this... the actress of the Wraith Queens will be there.

I can do this, I hope.

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Writer's Block: Lenny Bruce

scary_kittencat Oct 13, 2008 23:39

lenny bruce, comedians, writer's block, profanity

the face makes it all lulzier.

scary_kittencat Oct 11, 2008 19:57

And I want you more than I want to live another day says:
but... out of context?
Kathleen the Terrible says:
just say "surprise!"
Kathleen the Terrible says:
i do it all the time before buttsecks.
And I want you more than I want to live another day says:
...
Kathleen the Terrible says: