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[scarsrtracks]

AAAAAaaahaha. my mom is so funny....
There is a knock at the door, and I know it's Matt and them. So she was like "Are you home?" and I said "No" Because yeah, I'm vunerable and I know something would happen. So she answers the door and it's just him. and..

Is Alex here?
No. She spend the night at that one girls house.
Alaina's?No, the other girl

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[slimschradie]

I remember i got in a big fight with my friends and the phone rang and i said

Dad, answer it, tell her i dont want to talk to her and never call here again!

*dad answers phone*

Is cassie there?
Well Moriah, she is. But she doesn't want to talk to you, and also NEVER call here again. thank you, goodbye.

Sometimes parents can be so awesome

[scarsrtracks]

ahaha my mom did that one time when Jordan called. She doesnt know Jordan at all, and I was like "It's going to be some boy I really dont want to ever talk to again" and she was like...ok. So she answers the phone and

"Lex?
**moms gets really manly voice** "NO. This is her new man. And if you call my baby again I'll kill your punk ass."

and hung up

[slimschradie]

ROTFLMAO. that was the best.

I had to do that for my friend.

these people kept prank calling her.
So i took her phone and called them.

heres that convo:

hello?
*high pitched voice* Is billy bob there?
who?
Billy bob.
who the fuck is this?!
Oh my god billy bob quit screwing around.. you know who this is!!!
listen here you little bitch ass kid! I'm gonna kick your ass! I know where you FUCKING live!
Um. Whatever Billybob! *hangs up on dude*

hahah i felt like such a loser aftert hat

[scarsrtracks]

oh man. I totally had a temporary moment of forgetting bad shit. That's so great.