You know how there are councils that put on advertisments for eggs and milk? I'm guessing the ad you saw was from an organization whose goal is either to make women look less ugly or make them look more like whores/Tammy Faye. I'm tired and sore right now, so I don't really care if what I just wrote was funny or not.
Aye, 'tis funneh! But you know what would make it even funnier? If you passed out free caffinated beveradges to everyone who commented here. *grins* I'm a free item whore! (you should see me at conventions--I even made myself a toga/miniskirt out of pool towels and duct tape and got more free pizza than I could eat!)
Maybe I could make my living as a booth babe! Maybe I should stop ranting!
I'm assuming you're of the female persuasion (if not, let the record show I was quoted as saying "ew"). As far as free beverages, I wouldn't mind acting as your caffeine enabler. Of course, the fact that we probably haven't met and are unlikely to be in the same time zone might complicate things. Concerning conventions, the fact that you could get away with towels and tape while dozens of people spent thousands of hours/dollars on elaborate getups proves that there's no justice in this world.
Ah, but there is! They may spend time and effort, but I have the (metaphorical) balls to get up there in a terrycloth miniskirt and flirt with guys twice my age.
Of course, I also do make real costumes. If you're by completely random chance headed to Anime Detour, you just might see me in a Yuffie costume. Then again, you might get lucky and not. *grins*
So far as I could gather, Anime Detour is a major convention to be held in Minnesota March 1st of this year. As much as I'd love the loud and pungent atmosphere of such a con, and of course seeing you in your Yuffie costume, I'm currently residing in "sunny" (editor's note: It's been raining for about two weeks over here) southern California. Crossing five state lines is not something I normally do on a whim. Besides, I think I'm a little young for you. Unless you're nine and a half or something. Feel free to send me cosplay pictures if you really want me to see them. Oh, and if you are nine, don't send me pictures of anything revealing. People get put away for having stuff like that on their computers.
Just read your vampire idea...
anonymous
April 8 2005, 21:46:23 UTC
...and I'd like to add a mad scientist to the plot. This mad scientist finds out about the incredibly strong vampire, and decides to sponsor the vampire in the hopes that the vampire will one day become strong enough to hurl large objects into orbit. Space - the final frontier!
Re: Just read your vampire idea...ribbondragonApril 12 2005, 23:42:21 UTC
Dragon would like to mention that the idea would be awesome with teh mad scientist... But please no mad scientists mixing with vampires, it always ends in a dissection of either the vampire or the mad scientists jugular. Or both if I'm lucky! (I write way weird stuff, I know) But that would be cool as long as i dont' write it....
Funniness ratingribbondragonApril 14 2005, 00:54:11 UTC
Keep in mind- this is from a 14 year old who'll laugh at anything. I rate the comedic-ability thing 9.9/10. but only cuz it involved makeup and i hate makeup. ^-^ Otherwise it'd've been 10.9/10 ^_^
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But you know what would make it even funnier? If you passed out free caffinated beveradges to everyone who commented here. *grins*
I'm a free item whore! (you should see me at conventions--I even made myself a toga/miniskirt out of pool towels and duct tape and got more free pizza than I could eat!)
Maybe I could make my living as a booth babe! Maybe I should stop ranting!
*shuts up*
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Concerning conventions, the fact that you could get away with towels and tape while dozens of people spent thousands of hours/dollars on elaborate getups proves that there's no justice in this world.
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Of course, I also do make real costumes. If you're by completely random chance headed to Anime Detour, you just might see me in a Yuffie costume. Then again, you might get lucky and not. *grins*
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But please no mad scientists mixing with vampires, it always ends in a dissection of either the vampire or the mad scientists jugular. Or both if I'm lucky! (I write way weird stuff, I know)
But that would be cool as long as i dont' write it....
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I rate the comedic-ability thing 9.9/10. but only cuz it involved makeup and i hate makeup. ^-^ Otherwise it'd've been 10.9/10 ^_^
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