Mascara, Oh!

Feb 20, 2005 20:11

With a title like that, you know it has to be time for another pointless page of my stand-up comedy ( Read more... )

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wolf_sama February 22 2005, 03:24:41 UTC
Aye, 'tis funneh!
But you know what would make it even funnier? If you passed out free caffinated beveradges to everyone who commented here. *grins*
I'm a free item whore! (you should see me at conventions--I even made myself a toga/miniskirt out of pool towels and duct tape and got more free pizza than I could eat!)

Maybe I could make my living as a booth babe! Maybe I should stop ranting!

*shuts up*

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scarred_priest February 22 2005, 06:11:58 UTC
I'm assuming you're of the female persuasion (if not, let the record show I was quoted as saying "ew"). As far as free beverages, I wouldn't mind acting as your caffeine enabler. Of course, the fact that we probably haven't met and are unlikely to be in the same time zone might complicate things.
Concerning conventions, the fact that you could get away with towels and tape while dozens of people spent thousands of hours/dollars on elaborate getups proves that there's no justice in this world.

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wolf_sama March 3 2005, 02:20:55 UTC
Ah, but there is! They may spend time and effort, but I have the (metaphorical) balls to get up there in a terrycloth miniskirt and flirt with guys twice my age.

Of course, I also do make real costumes. If you're by completely random chance headed to Anime Detour, you just might see me in a Yuffie costume. Then again, you might get lucky and not. *grins*

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scarred_priest March 3 2005, 06:07:20 UTC
So far as I could gather, Anime Detour is a major convention to be held in Minnesota March 1st of this year. As much as I'd love the loud and pungent atmosphere of such a con, and of course seeing you in your Yuffie costume, I'm currently residing in "sunny" (editor's note: It's been raining for about two weeks over here) southern California. Crossing five state lines is not something I normally do on a whim. Besides, I think I'm a little young for you. Unless you're nine and a half or something. Feel free to send me cosplay pictures if you really want me to see them. Oh, and if you are nine, don't send me pictures of anything revealing. People get put away for having stuff like that on their computers.

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wolf_sama March 9 2005, 02:23:40 UTC
Hey, I wouldn't even have suggested it if I knew you lived in beautiful, sunny California. (But you have Aaaahhhnald as a govenor!heehee) I know what long distance driving is like (well...kinda. But that leads to the next point) I'm actually probably not too young for you, being only 15. *blushes* I'm sorry if I've freaked you out or anything...I'm a pretty intense person and that tends to get amplified over the 'net for some reason (maybe because it's condusive to ranting...). Consider me just an adoring fangirl that wishes she could draw like that. I'm a major webcomic fan, but most of the comics I read have too many readers for me to even get noticed in the crowd, so it's a bit of a rush to actually talk to one of my gods.

Wow, reading that just makes it all the more painfully obvious what a geek I am...so I'll just shut up before I make it any worse.

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Well, it's me. Seppuku! You know! Me! That guy! wolf_sama March 16 2005, 21:35:51 UTC
Yeah, I know what you mean.

Except when you talk to him on AIM all you get is him talking about how to deal with angst. Am I right? Am I right?

*no applause*

That was my shot at stand up comedy.

But yeah, being noticed by a webcomic author is 'amazing'.

And then you get to critize him.

That's the fun part.

Wow, seems like I'm posting on what I read as opposed to this livejournal.

I hardly ever go to the movies, and when I do, it's 'escorting' my little brother to some crappy second rate movie. Like Robots. It got big hype but sucked. So yeah, at my theater they don't do slideshows anymore. You're 'old school'. At my theaters, they have ads, real life rolling ads. In a thing called the 'big 20'. They even want you to 'get there before the movie so you don't miss the big 20'.

That's America at it's worst.

Also, use thicker lines.

Peace,

Seppuku.
(You know who I am. I just don't have a livejournal because my life is uninteresting and if it is I am incapable of writing about it.)

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Re: Well, it's me. Seppuku! You know! Me! That guy! graceofseppuku March 16 2005, 21:48:40 UTC
Yeah that was me above, don't go to my account, this is just so I can have an avatar like everyone else.

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