when they walked into simon's, it was like they owned the place. and for all intents and purposes, they did. in the past year alone, stuart and greeney contributed to more college funds, more major life rebuilding retirements, more purchases of baby formula than any other adult entertainment club in omaha, nebraska. not that they had made this ( Read more... )

as it ends up, the atmosphere of the earth is composed of gazillions of tiny molecules, all fighting for a spot near the surface of the earth. nature dictates that a finite number of these molecules can exist in a given space at one time, and that this finite number is ruled almost solely by temperature. of course, throw the sun into the equation ( Read more... )

a violent hand reached out and slugged stuart in the face, jerking him from what might have been a good nights sleep. eyes swollen and brain throbbing, he looked around the room, wondering what had hit him, only to find a velvet ebony blanket of night surrounding him and a happy alarm clock, blaring it's hot red digits out with a slight flicker ( Read more... )