[Why, this just wouldn't be a complete high school setting without some roving tentacle monster action. 18+ would be wise, but these tentacles ain't gonna' care who you are.]
Greetings students of Sumabura, my name is Edward Falcon. I am looking forward in joining your establishment and enhancing my powers even further and get Apollis out of my face for a while, hahaha..
Hmmm, I wonder if I can find clues on my father's disappearance here...