Oh hai Sumabura

[pedaltothefoker]

Greetings students of Sumabura, my name is Edward Falcon. I am looking forward in joining your establishment and enhancing my powers even further and get Apollis out of my face for a while, hahaha..

Hmmm, I wonder if I can find clues on my father's disappearance here...

Comments

[badasscopters]

...

Falc-

......

[pedaltothefoker]

Is there a problem?

[badasscopters]

I... know a Falcon.

Do you know... Uh, our Physics teacher? Captain Falcon? Whatever the hell the rest of his name is?

[pedaltothefoker]

...Captain Falcon?!

[pedaltothemetal]

Looking for your...

WHAT.

[icequeen_aran]

HEY... HEY THIS KID KIND OF REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE.

[pedaltothemetal]

I HOPE NOT.

[pedaltothefoker]

[icequeen_aran]

.... TIME PARADOX.

[pedaltothemetal]

DID WE EVER HAVE A CHILD.

[icequeen_aran]

WHAT?! NO. I'VE NEVER EVEN HA--FFFF.

[pedaltothemetal]

LOOK AT HIM.

wait what.

[blondprodigy]

...oh.

[pedaltothefoker]

...oh what?

[blondprodigy]

Oh, n-nothing! I mean, uh, I have a teacher named Falcon, and know where you're coming from with the whole missing dad thing...

[pedaltothefoker]

Oh!

Did your family leave you a heirloom of incredible power leaving you about to fly in the air and shoot fireballs and missles?

[officer_hyde]

[pedaltothefoker]

What's with everyone and the long face.

[officer_hyde]

You look kind of--

You... Remind me of someon-- two people.

...

What'd you say your name was, again?

[pedaltothefoker]

Edward Falcon.