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musthatefrogs in sbgdressingroom

Thinking about it.

May 12, 2011 21:20

[The old Russian does not stink of the Underworld this time, his lip curled as he surveys the damned school with a cold skim (familiarity covered everything else the eye did not). He has to be amazed at himself, at his ability to navigate through ... everything. That was what trundling up and down Possibility and What Is There is like. The Devil ( Read more... )

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I'm sorry oakisaloser May 13 2011, 02:36:32 UTC

Hey tall guy, you mind moving already? I'm trying to get out of here to go watch Matlock.

OLD PEOPLE musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 02:44:29 UTC

[Grunt. He does not budge out of spite.]

It's "Volgin", you insufferable nag.

YOUNG PEOPLE oakisaloser May 13 2011, 02:47:31 UTC

Golly gee willawacker, I couldn't care what your name was, you're still blocking my way and my Matlock.

And don't call me a nag, my name is Agatha.

MID-LIFE CRISIS PEOPLE musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 02:51:04 UTC

"Nag", it is.

...

[A pause of NOT MOVING.]

... Your husband can wait just a little more, considering your charming demeanor.

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OH MY GOD I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HIATUS FOR THIS ONE TIME, HELLLOOOOOOOOOO ;w; boxingmidget May 13 2011, 02:42:17 UTC

[Mac was jogging one morning to find the tall mass of man in front of him. He's not sure what he sees. He thinks the tallness and mass of muscle is familiar to him. Curious, he went for a closer look.

...It can't be. But he went back to hell. His eyes were wide and he's not sure whether to be terrified or flat out surprised to see him him.]

...Mr. Volgin?

CRI I am honored akldfjslfsjkl HELLO /hidecower musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 02:48:34 UTC

[Blink blink. Even in Volgin's older memory, that pink jumpsuit is the candlelight in the black. Recognition comes quickly, but the maliciousness in his weathered half-smirk is ... not quite there. He does not even meet Mac's gaze fully with a half-hearted tilt of the head, like a weary horse.

His words are slow:]

You're sharp, boy.

/HUGS YOU <333333 boxingmidget May 13 2011, 02:51:58 UTC

[He felt uneasiness through his toes. Well...this feeling was familiar. He felt it a number of times in the past. Kicking it old school maybe.]

...What brings you here?

/CRIES AND SNUGGLES musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 02:55:47 UTC

[Oh, can Volgin taste it. Consider it a dog well trained. At least he can still feed off that.

His fuller smirk fades.]

Yearning.

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HERE'S YOU PUPPY MOMMA shysentinel May 13 2011, 03:00:06 UTC

[Nephenee is walking a few of the pups through the woods, when she spots that familiar man. But there is something off about him now...She steadies herself, and gestures for the pups to get behind her. Not that it does much good. But she...is it who she thinks it is?

...Mistah Volgin?

OH NOOOOOES DOGS musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:05:24 UTC

[Volgin does not quite recognize ol' Nephenee yet, or does he?

How can you forget being naked with a bunch of small puppies with that face looking down on you?]

I have business!

[Those puppies, oh god he can hear them as he turns heel and stomps away.]

WOOF WOOF 8D shysentinel May 13 2011, 03:09:28 UTC

[Whoa nellie, where you going, Volgin? She is concerned for her doggies'...momma? She scurries after you, tiny puppy feet crunching twigs beneath her.]

Where ya goin', sir? I ain't seen ya in awhile!

CRI THEY ARE NOT MINE musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:14:20 UTC

[Those puppy feet are the march of the oncoming Nazi army, and his body is so much heavier without his electrical pulse.

But he keeps his pace brisk as that dead body will let him be brisk.]

I really need to go.

[She can only see his backside, and not that expression of raw discomfort.]

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HOLY BALLS IT'S YOU tank_rockarms May 13 2011, 03:00:46 UTC

::Max sees a guy who is taller than he is.::

::THIS IS NOT CORRECT::

::Max goes up to see who this is::

::MUST FIND OUT WHO IS MAS MACHO. MUST DO IT NOW.::

Hey.

::This guy is familiar... But Max hasn't seen his telltale face just yet::

IS IT ME musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:07:13 UTC

[JUST WAIT UNTIL HE TURNS AROUND AND...]

...

...

Oh, you had the nice exercise regimen. I bumped your grade.

Well I suppose it might be someone haxx0ring your accounts tank_rockarms May 13 2011, 03:16:43 UTC

::WOAH OKAY::

Oh, hey you taught cookin' here. Uh. Volgin.

NO I AM A LIE I HAVE BEEN FOUND musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:19:53 UTC

[What a pretty face, a perfect marriage of meat grinder and manly!]

I did.

... Mister Volgin.

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In honour of this occasion, Volgin's FAVORITEST GUY. blazinglizard May 13 2011, 04:31:43 UTC

[Boy sure it sure is a nice day to go head out and kill some delicious innocent woodland creatures. But wait a minute. Here is a thing that is none of the above.]

Well, look what we got here.

OH BOY OH BOY volgin peed with joy musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 23:37:08 UTC

[Nope, wheezy, old, dead Soviets are certainly not that delicious or innocent. Volgin rolls his eyes, a long irritated grunt sounding off his joy of reunion with one of his favorite students.]

Are you one of those idiot animals that needs reinforcement of your fear of guns?

it's like a nonstop party up in here blazinglizard May 15 2011, 05:27:36 UTC

I ain't scared of guns.

[Hahahaha oh Char]

Hell, if there's anyone here who's gotta be scared, I'd say it's you.

the party don't stop until I walk in... wait. musthatefrogs May 15 2011, 21:13:35 UTC

Then you're in need of further training, insolent monster. [Keep bluffing. What did these lizard-dragon things hate again? It's around here, somewhere, just near him.]