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Thinking about it.

May 12, 2011 21:20

[The old Russian does not stink of the Underworld this time, his lip curled as he surveys the damned school with a cold skim (familiarity covered everything else the eye did not). He has to be amazed at himself, at his ability to navigate through ... everything. That was what trundling up and down Possibility and What Is There is like. The Devil ( Read more... )

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HERE'S YOU PUPPY MOMMA shysentinel May 13 2011, 03:00:06 UTC

[Nephenee is walking a few of the pups through the woods, when she spots that familiar man. But there is something off about him now...She steadies herself, and gestures for the pups to get behind her. Not that it does much good. But she...is it who she thinks it is?

...Mistah Volgin?

OH NOOOOOES DOGS musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:05:24 UTC

[Volgin does not quite recognize ol' Nephenee yet, or does he?

How can you forget being naked with a bunch of small puppies with that face looking down on you?]

I have business!

[Those puppies, oh god he can hear them as he turns heel and stomps away.]

WOOF WOOF 8D shysentinel May 13 2011, 03:09:28 UTC

[Whoa nellie, where you going, Volgin? She is concerned for her doggies'...momma? She scurries after you, tiny puppy feet crunching twigs beneath her.]

Where ya goin', sir? I ain't seen ya in awhile!

CRI THEY ARE NOT MINE musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:14:20 UTC

[Those puppy feet are the march of the oncoming Nazi army, and his body is so much heavier without his electrical pulse.

But he keeps his pace brisk as that dead body will let him be brisk.]

I really need to go.

[She can only see his backside, and not that expression of raw discomfort.]

SORRY SNOWY THEY YOURS shysentinel May 13 2011, 03:25:16 UTC

[Hrrgh why so difficult Volgin. She ties the pups' leashes to a thick branch, and chases after him.]

Why ain't ya been here recently?

NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT MANG musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 03:26:59 UTC

[Well, that's nice, not having the puppies to look at because he still clearly remembers whelping them.]

I had other important business.

SHE DON'T NEED CHILD SUPPORT SHE WANTS YOU SNOWY shysentinel May 13 2011, 03:40:06 UTC

[Well, good, because you're being hounded by a tiny soldier. CAN NAZIS COMPARE TO THIS?]

Well, I missed ya! But you're back now, ya?

[She gets close enough to get ahold of his shirt and tug gently at it.]

NOOO I HATE DOGS TOO musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 04:05:12 UTC

[Tee hee. "Hound". How fitting of this whole ridiculous situation.

... This is all ridiculous.

Volgin almost jumps and whirls around to slap the insolent woman's hand away from his sweater (yes, a tacky sweater until time ended, for as long as the Soviet Union was dead). Given his state, he is a bit slow.]

There is nothing to miss! Where's Ivan?!

TOO BAD! shysentinel May 13 2011, 04:23:44 UTC

[She has the saddest face when he slaps her hand away. Volgin you will forever be her Snowy. She does get a quizzical look, though.

Ivan?

CRI FML musthatefrogs May 13 2011, 23:33:02 UTC

[Volgin curls his lip, as that is far from the first sad face he has caused someone, and it certainly won't be the last one as long as he has his consciousness.

His shoulders slump and with a tired, drawn groan, he rolls his head slightly with his eyes. If there is anything he has going for him, it's indulging about Ivan long enough to this annoying woman that something might come along and eat the puppies, spawn that should not exist ever.]

Yes, Ivan. The man I am... was [Dammit.] with?

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