I can't believe this

May 05, 2011 23:08

Red? Are you here? How do I work this thing? Am I doing this right?

Hello?

Can anyone point me to a fourteen year old boy named Red? He likes baseball caps and pokemon and living on mountains for weeks at a time.

i'm bored, pokemon, what am i doing, it will never beeeee, mother

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punchvolcanoes May 6 2011, 04:13:09 UTC
...Mom? You're here too?!

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 04:15:07 UTC
Hello? Who is this?

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punchvolcanoes May 6 2011, 04:15:44 UTC
Red's Charizard, Sasha!

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 04:18:21 UTC
Sasha? Is that your picture?

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punchtheflute May 6 2011, 04:37:31 UTC
RED'S MOM!!! HI! Hey, Remember Me? Sonny Moe? I'd sometimes eat all the groceries? I missed you!!!

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 04:41:20 UTC
Oh. Sonny. Yes, I remember.

I don't have any food with me right now.

Please don't eat me.

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punchtheflute May 6 2011, 04:48:40 UTC
That's OK, they feed me really really well here! I can eat almost anything I want! Pretty much all the time! AND if the cafeteria is closed and I can't get into the kitchen or home ec room and I don't have any snacks hidden under my mattress, there's lots of plants everywhere so I'm never short on SOMETHING to eat!

So how are you!? Why did you come here? To visit Red? He's gonna be really really excited!!!

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 04:51:09 UTC
Oh well, all of that food must be so nice for you. Who buys the groceries here?

I'm as fine as I usually am. I'm looking for Red, yes.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4&#t=12s punchteamrocket May 6 2011, 04:39:11 UTC
... ... ...

... Mom!?

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 04:42:32 UTC
Red? Red, is that you?

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1/2 punchteamrocket May 6 2011, 04:44:47 UTC
[WHO ELSE WOULD HE BE]

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punchteamrocket May 6 2011, 04:54:46 UTC
Yeah, Mom, it's me.

... Do you need help with the computer?

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 04:44:45 UTC
Professor Oak? Is that you? Are you handing out pokemon to the schoolchildren here?

You stole my son away from me when he was ten. Isn't it bad enough that you enable every mother in Kanto to lose their precious children?

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punch_mr_mime May 6 2011, 05:00:56 UTC
Oh, I see. So who is passing out bulbasaurs in Kanto now?

You're a pusher. You push habit-forming drugs onto children barely able to understand the implications of what you are doing.

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what am i doing punchtheflowers May 8 2011, 23:02:17 UTC
Ms. R? How the hell'd you get on the school network... wait, are you in FDC right now?

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I don't know; owing more babies most likely punch_mr_mime May 8 2011, 23:05:30 UTC
Oh, Vincent, is that you? It sounds like you.

I got here by coming to the school. I'm not certain what FDC means, but I am at the school.

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god and damn punchtheflowers May 8 2011, 23:12:04 UTC
Yeah, sounds like me cuz it is me.

FDC's the name of this city. Did you just get here? Is M an' Brainy with you? Or Spinner?

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Re: god and damn punch_mr_mime May 8 2011, 23:16:41 UTC
Oh, you meant Final Destination City. I understand now.

No, neither Marie, Espie nor Spinarak are not with me. It's only myself and Mr. Mime. We got to the school a short time ago.

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