I can't believe this

[punch_mr_mime]

Red? Are you here? How do I work this thing? Am I doing this right?

Hello?

Can anyone point me to a fourteen year old boy named Red? He likes baseball caps and pokemon and living on mountains for weeks at a time.

Comments

what am i doing

[punchtheflowers]

Ms. R? How the hell'd you get on the school network... wait, are you in FDC right now?

I don't know; owing more babies most likely

[punch_mr_mime]

Oh, Vincent, is that you? It sounds like you.

I got here by coming to the school. I'm not certain what FDC means, but I am at the school.

god and damn

[punchtheflowers]

Yeah, sounds like me cuz it is me.

FDC's the name of this city. Did you just get here? Is M an' Brainy with you? Or Spinner?

Re: god and damn

[punch_mr_mime]

Oh, you meant Final Destination City. I understand now.

No, neither Marie, Espie nor Spinarak are not with me. It's only myself and Mr. Mime. We got to the school a short time ago.

foot about to meet mouth

[punchtheflowers]

You're not... staying here, are you?

Mouth, meet my righteous fist

[punch_mr_mime]

...

And what if I were, Vincent? Would there be a problem?

fist i see you're getting along well with my broken teeth

[punchtheflowers]

Wh-- I'm just saying, this place gets fuckin' weird sometimes, the fighting an' shit's probably not... what you're into.

And the hits keep coming

[punch_mr_mime]

Vincent, you know as well as I do that I don't allow that sort of language in my house, and I expect you to not use that sort of language with me.

Now, tell me what you mean to say without using such vulgar language because you know that I will not be spoken to in that way.

oh no stunned and dazed

[punchtheflowers]

What the hell, you're ragging on how I talk again?

All's I was trying to say was that the school's full've assholes and freaks who blow the place up every other week, and I don't think you'd be interested in learning how t'brawl. I don't wanna see you get mixed up in that crap. That's all.

TKO

[punch_mr_mime]

Don't say asshole, Vincent.

FATALITY?

[punchtheflowers]

Fhguhnl...

The... school's. Full of.

Bullies?

Headshot

[punch_mr_mime]

There, that's better.

Well, if the school is full of bullies why are you and Red all here? Is that why Marie and Espie left? Because they were being bullied?

Is Red being bullied, Vincent?

punching out all of my blood

[punchtheflowers]

What? No!

Red can definitely take care of himself, he's pretty much the manliest guy at the school. And he's got us. So we're the ones who's gotta stand up to the bullies and protect the school, all've that.

Re: punching out all of my blood

[tank_rockarms]

My abs and biceps and I beg to differ

Re: punching out all of my blood

[punchtheflowers]

Nope sorry still not manlier

Re: punching out all of my blood

[tank_rockarms]

We'll get Red in here and have an arm wrestling contest. And when I dislocate his entire body, then maybe you'll see things my way.