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fattestturtle in sbgdressingroom

what

Jan 21, 2011 17:21

[WHO IS THIS CHUBBY KID IN THE COMMON ROOM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

HE IS LIKE THE CONTRA MASTER.]

gamera, what

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bestsweater January 22 2011, 00:31:08 UTC

[Don't mind Brock.

Just staring in wonderment at your contra skills.]

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 00:40:59 UTC

[It takes him a while to notice there's someone else in the room, but when he does he looks up and waves.]

Brock!

[So now he is playing one-handed without looking at the screen. What.]

bestsweater January 22 2011, 00:55:21 UTC

[THOSE SKILLS

He's going to take a shot in the dark because who else would be a fat little kid who is SO GOOD AT CONTRA.]

Gamera?

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 00:57:38 UTC

Uh-huh.

[Unfortunately, he can only play like that for so long before his inevitable GAME OVER.]

You made me lose.

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sdfghasfs whoever you are I love yosu dgf dklj ♥ whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 00:43:52 UTC

[Oh my god check out this chubby kid kickin' the Contra scores.]

Hey, you're pretty good.

I THINK MY IDENTITY IS OBVIOUS fattestturtle January 22 2011, 00:53:38 UTC

Shh. Wait... Wait...! [NOPE, TOO BAD, HE IS DOWN. He rolls onto his back in defeat and holds the controller at arm's length.]

Awww.

MYSTERY LOVE whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 00:58:28 UTC

[Aw, Gamera would do that and roll back on his shell when he looses. Raiden comes in and takes a seat next to the chubby kid.]

Try again, I'm sure you'll get it.

ANONYMOUS LOVE. IN A PARK BATHROOM. fattestturtle January 22 2011, 01:00:45 UTC

Nooo, you're bad luck. You're rubbing your bad playing all over me.

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majorcrotchgrab January 22 2011, 23:19:37 UTC

[Raikov watches. WHAT IS THIS STRANGE TECHNOLOGY]

fattestturtle January 24 2011, 04:10:41 UTC

[Awwwright. GAM is being entered into second place. SO CLOSE TO BEATING PERSONAL BEST... He is doing a very excited sitting-dance.]

majorcrotchgrab January 24 2011, 09:33:18 UTC

[... GAM? What the hell is that?]

haselectrolytes January 23 2011, 06:32:44 UTC

[Oh em gee, watching someone play video games is almost as awesome as playing them yourself and this kid comes with the added bonus of the strange and alluring smell of turtle and sugar.]

fattestturtle January 24 2011, 04:11:33 UTC

[Fat turtle takes a while to notice he is being watched. He turns his head 180 degrees and watches back.]

haselectrolytes January 24 2011, 08:16:13 UTC

[Any normal sociable creature would have introduced themselves by now.]

Yer pretty good.

[Well it was almost a hello.]