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Jan 21, 2011 17:21
[WHO IS THIS CHUBBY KID IN THE COMMON ROOM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
HE IS LIKE THE CONTRA MASTER.]
gamera
,
what
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bestsweater
January 22 2011, 00:31:08 UTC
[Don't mind Brock.
Just staring in wonderment at your contra skills.]
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fattestturtle
January 22 2011, 00:40:59 UTC
[It takes him a while to notice there's someone else in the room, but when he does he looks up and waves.]
Brock!
[So now he is playing one-handed without looking at the screen. What.]
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bestsweater
January 22 2011, 00:55:21 UTC
[THOSE SKILLS
He's going to take a shot in the dark because who else would be a fat little kid who is SO GOOD AT CONTRA.]
Gamera?
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fattestturtle
January 22 2011, 00:57:38 UTC
Uh-huh.
[Unfortunately, he can only play like that for so long before his inevitable GAME OVER.]
You made me lose.
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Thread 12
sdfghasfs whoever you are I love yosu dgf dklj ♥
whitedeviljack
January 22 2011, 00:43:52 UTC
[Oh my god check out this chubby kid kickin' the Contra scores.]
Hey, you're pretty good.
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I THINK MY IDENTITY IS OBVIOUS
fattestturtle
January 22 2011, 00:53:38 UTC
Shh. Wait... Wait...! [NOPE, TOO BAD, HE IS DOWN. He rolls onto his back in defeat and holds the controller at arm's length.]
Awww.
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MYSTERY LOVE
whitedeviljack
January 22 2011, 00:58:28 UTC
[Aw, Gamera would do that and roll back on his shell when he looses. Raiden comes in and takes a seat next to the chubby kid.]
Try again, I'm sure you'll get it.
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ANONYMOUS LOVE. IN A PARK BATHROOM.
fattestturtle
January 22 2011, 01:00:45 UTC
Nooo, you're bad luck. You're rubbing your bad playing all over me.
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Thread 14
majorcrotchgrab
January 22 2011, 23:19:37 UTC
[Raikov watches. WHAT IS THIS STRANGE TECHNOLOGY]
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fattestturtle
January 24 2011, 04:10:41 UTC
[Awwwright. GAM is being entered into second place. SO CLOSE TO BEATING PERSONAL BEST... He is doing a very excited sitting-dance.]
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majorcrotchgrab
January 24 2011, 09:33:18 UTC
[... GAM? What the hell is that?]
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haselectrolytes
January 23 2011, 06:32:44 UTC
[Oh em gee, watching someone play video games is almost as awesome as playing them yourself and this kid comes with the added bonus of the strange and alluring smell of turtle and sugar.]
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fattestturtle
January 24 2011, 04:11:33 UTC
[Fat turtle takes a while to notice he is being watched. He turns his head 180 degrees and watches back.]
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haselectrolytes
January 24 2011, 08:16:13 UTC
[Any normal sociable creature would have introduced themselves by now.]
Yer pretty good.
[Well it was almost a hello.]
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Just staring in wonderment at your contra skills.]
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Brock!
[So now he is playing one-handed without looking at the screen. What.]
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He's going to take a shot in the dark because who else would be a fat little kid who is SO GOOD AT CONTRA.]
Gamera?
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[Unfortunately, he can only play like that for so long before his inevitable GAME OVER.]
You made me lose.
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Hey, you're pretty good.
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Awww.
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Try again, I'm sure you'll get it.
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Yer pretty good.
[Well it was almost a hello.]
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