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Jan 21, 2011 17:21

[WHO IS THIS CHUBBY KID IN THE COMMON ROOM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

HE IS LIKE THE CONTRA MASTER.]

gamera, what

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sdfghasfs whoever you are I love yosu dgf dklj ♥ whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 00:43:52 UTC

[Oh my god check out this chubby kid kickin' the Contra scores.]

Hey, you're pretty good.

I THINK MY IDENTITY IS OBVIOUS fattestturtle January 22 2011, 00:53:38 UTC

Shh. Wait... Wait...! [NOPE, TOO BAD, HE IS DOWN. He rolls onto his back in defeat and holds the controller at arm's length.]

Awww.

MYSTERY LOVE whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 00:58:28 UTC

[Aw, Gamera would do that and roll back on his shell when he looses. Raiden comes in and takes a seat next to the chubby kid.]

Try again, I'm sure you'll get it.

ANONYMOUS LOVE. IN A PARK BATHROOM. fattestturtle January 22 2011, 01:00:45 UTC

Nooo, you're bad luck. You're rubbing your bad playing all over me.

Oh bby. whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 01:02:48 UTC

What? I am not. I can't be bad luck when I always get the high scores.

[Except for the time Gamera beat him. And the time Falcon beat him. And the time Lash beat him.]

...Almost always.

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 01:04:51 UTC

Blacky said you were bad. [He looks around to make sure nobody else is listening and whispers in that loud little kid kind of way.] She was really bad. The worst.

whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 02:04:53 UTC

[WHISPER WHISPER] If I don't see her name up there then you're probably right.

[He points to GAM] That's my Pokemon's score. He's really good.

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 02:07:21 UTC

You already said I was good.

[GAM is totally dominating those score boards. And now the letters are being entered once again in third place.]

whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 17:44:37 UTC

[... oh my god. Oh my god he is talking to Gamera. Gamera HIS SQUIRTLE TURTLEMON.]

...How did you... [HE IS STARING AT HIM ENTIRELY FASCINATED AND SLIGHTLY WEIRDED OUT] manage to turn human?

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 17:58:07 UTC

With the move just like everybody else.

[He drops the controller and holds his hands out, proudly showing them off.] I can push buttons and open chip bags easier now!

whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 18:03:06 UTC

[The move.]

You sure can.

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 18:12:28 UTC

[THE MOVE.]

Now we're the same! Except I'm better at games.

whitedeviljack January 22 2011, 18:18:18 UTC

Uh huh. [Uh well, Raiden might be picking up that controller and giving it a shot YOU CAN'T STOP HIM.]

fattestturtle January 22 2011, 18:52:28 UTC

[WHAT FINE. He's just going to watch veeeeery skeptically.]

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