GAY MERMAIDS ARE A GO

[sexymantrap]

[Hello Smash Acadmey~! Time to meet the loveliest Space Police Officer any galaxy has ever seen! It's time for you to be introduced to the lovely Abalon Demar

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[pedaltothemetal]

[Make him teach seduction 101. Also what is this flying shield Falcon is just kind of going to make sure it doesn't clothesline him.]

You want the academic buildings. They're over there.

[sexymantrap]

[Oh don't worry, it's pretty useless and isn't even used in battle. Sort of like that sword Abalon apparently has.]

Oh? Thank you. I'm Abalon Demar, a pleasure to meet you. [Smiles everywhere~ Because you never know how useful a guy with an awesome helmet like that can be~]

[pedaltothemetal]

Falcon. [Super useful.] What are you teaching?

/FAILS AT REPLYING FOREVER

[sexymantrap]

[What an odd name. EVERYONE IN YOUR UNIVERSE IS NAMED AFTER FOOD, ABALON. SHUT UP.]

It appears I'll be teaching some sort of class concerning how to throw your opponents off-guard with your own beauty. Suiting, is it not~?

[things_go_boom]

...what are you on.

[STARE.]

[sexymantrap]

A Space Police cruiser. Why do you ask?

[hasprettiestmon]

[What an eccentric looking person.]

Oh, hello! Are you new...? Ah, but what room are you looking for?

[sexymantrap]

[Oh my, what a beautiful lady, and such a nice outfit~!]

Yes, I am new. I'm Abalon Demar, a pleasure to meet you. Oh, I'm looking for this one-- [He indicates a room on the map he's pulled from that shell-shaped cruiser strapped to his back.] I can't seem to make heads or tails out of his map.

[badasscopters]

((SECURITY GUARD CLEARLY I mean no. I mean yes. I mean you are a space officer IT MIGHT WORK but Seduction 101 seems amaze.))

[Ahaha he totally thinks this is a he.]

Hey, lady. Lessee... which are you lookin' for? I can take you around.

Nice hair, by the way.

[sexymantrap]

(( IT WOULD BE AWESOME, but Archer's already there. Seduction 101 it is~ Though it needs a better name. ))

Lady!? I am not a lady! How could you mistake someone of my superior beauty, intellect, and charms to be a lady? [Wait.] Okay, perhaps there is some validity to your point. Regardless... I do need help finding this room.

[badasscopters]

((Sexiness 101. I MEAN no.))

... You're a guy?

Oh, okay. [IT DOESN'T SEEM TO FAZE HIM AT ALL. One faggot to another.] Just a good-lookin' guy then. 'Kay, so which room number is it? I'll take ya.

[sexymantrap]

(( PRETTY MUCH, BBY. ))

Yes, I'm a guy. [Oh good, at least this one isn't insulting him now. That simply wouldn't do.] Indeed I am, thank you. [Tah-dah! You've received one (1) map from that shell-shaped shield which apparenty doubles as a backpack of sorts. The room is marked on it.] I can't seem to figure this ridiculous map out. It's so complicated! What do these symbols even mean?

[monotreme_101]

Huh. That's a pretty cool ride you got.

Oh - The teacher buildings are over thattaway. *MY FINGER POINTS* What you teaching?

[We don't have a swim team currently. Maybe he could teach that if he's a Mermaid? Mer-MAN Dad! Mer-MAN!]

WHAT IS REPLYING IN A TIMELY MANNER

[sexymantrap]

Why thank you~ All the Space Police get one, but since I'm an Officer I get a customized one.

[Oh? He'll glance in that direction - and notice your knuckles, my goodness.] Hm~? Oh, well there are still a few flubs with the system, but it appears I'll be teaching some sort of communications class or something.

[He's not actually a mermaid... at least it doesn't say anything about it in the game. HE JUST DRESSES LIKE ONE? WTF. I think I will go with some sort of LOL SEDUCING THE ENEMY WITH YOUR ~*CHARMS*~ class, but swim team is a great idea!]