[Hello Smash Acadmey~! Time to meet the loveliest Space Police Officer any galaxy has ever seen! It's time for you to be introduced to the lovely Abalon Demar
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(( IT WOULD BE AWESOME, but Archer's already there. Seduction 101 it is~ Though it needs a better name. ))
Lady!? I am not a lady! How could you mistake someone of my superior beauty, intellect, and charms to be a lady? [Wait.] Okay, perhaps there is some validity to your point. Regardless... I do need help finding this room.
Yes, I'm a guy. [Oh good, at least this one isn't insulting him now. That simply wouldn't do.] Indeed I am, thank you. [Tah-dah! You've received one (1) map from that shell-shaped shield which apparenty doubles as a backpack of sorts. The room is marked on it.] I can't seem to figure this ridiculous map out. It's so complicated! What do these symbols even mean?
[Goose looks over at it and finds it to be rather... simple. Of course, though, that's just him, and this guy definitely looked very foreign, so to speak.]
See this square with the room? Now... see that compass in the corner? That shows directions. We've gotta go around that hallway you see there to our left, then head straight down. Your room's the fifth to your right.
It's kinda how lots of maps are, but whatever floats your boat. [Snicker. He thus leads Abalon over to the room and BAM. Beautiful fabu classroom ahoy. Or something.]
Here ya go. Hey, I'm the security guard around here, so I know this place like the back of my hand. You need any more help, you gimme a ring, 'kay? Call me Goose.
[Ahaha he totally thinks this is a he.]
Hey, lady. Lessee... which are you lookin' for? I can take you around.
Nice hair, by the way.
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Lady!? I am not a lady! How could you mistake someone of my superior beauty, intellect, and charms to be a lady? [Wait.] Okay, perhaps there is some validity to your point. Regardless... I do need help finding this room.
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... You're a guy?
Oh, okay. [IT DOESN'T SEEM TO FAZE HIM AT ALL. One faggot to another.] Just a good-lookin' guy then. 'Kay, so which room number is it? I'll take ya.
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Yes, I'm a guy. [Oh good, at least this one isn't insulting him now. That simply wouldn't do.] Indeed I am, thank you. [Tah-dah! You've received one (1) map from that shell-shaped shield which apparenty doubles as a backpack of sorts. The room is marked on it.] I can't seem to figure this ridiculous map out. It's so complicated! What do these symbols even mean?
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See this square with the room? Now... see that compass in the corner? That shows directions. We've gotta go around that hallway you see there to our left, then head straight down. Your room's the fifth to your right.
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Hmm, is that how you read it? How odd! I've never seen a map so convoluted! [A sigh, but your directions will be followed~]
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Here ya go. Hey, I'm the security guard around here, so I know this place like the back of my hand. You need any more help, you gimme a ring, 'kay? Call me Goose.
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